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Forget what you know today about technology. Lets time warp back to the mid 1800's. Many men are in development of a new communication device to replace carrier pigeons, semaphore and morse code.

1843 and the texting device is created. For the next 100 years new texting devices come out, but people STILL find that everything they say is misunderstood due to the lack of voice inflection.
Because of standard network delays, it takes 2 minutes to say "YES" or "THANK YOU", it takes 10+ texts to simply arrange a meeting place, about 20 minutes to figure out when and where to meet up.
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"No I can't be there at 2PM"
"What time CAN You be there"
"Not until 3:30"
"I can't be there at 3:30"
"when CAN you be there?"
"4:15 at the latest"
"That's too late"
"How about tomorrow?"
"I'm busy tomorrow"
"3PM Saturday?"
"That might work, I'll text you when I know more"
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[b]AAAAARGH!!!![/b]

Circa 2005 some brilliant man invents a system where you no longer have to text each other but now you can TALK IN REAL TIME, LIVE, with your OWN VOICE!

It adds inflection and meaning, it's faster and more efficient/concise. What was once 20-30 confusing messages, mainly explaining what the last text actually meant, is now a 1 minute conversation where you can pick up on sarcasm, humour, being upset etc. The telephone, with real time voice communication, would be an absolute breakthrough, life would be SO much easier! Conversations would be SO much more efficient.

So why did we go backward?

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by cmiller5400

Because those big bad telco companies advertising said that sending a text is easier that dialing a phone number. Oh and by the way, they make a nice profit of texting too since you either have to pay per use (around 15 - 25 cents per text) or you have to add a plan to your phone (say minimum of $5 for 200 texts or an "unlimited" plan for only $20 per phone.)

by slayer_

Considering how much less data a text message is vs a phone call, it still a rip off.

But, texting has one HUGE advantage. The character limit.
It keeps the girl friend from blathering on and on.

by aidemzo_adanac

As I work with a network provider, M2M not cellular, but still carried over cell and sat networks, it actually costs a lot more to provide for text than voice BUT the transmission of a text message costs more than the transmission of a phone call. Overall, texting is more expensive even though voice requires more bandwidth. However, the actual cost per message is still far lower than their fees of course, I wouldn't expect them to break even, they are in a FOR profit business after all. Providers look at the big picture, the number of people who have a text plan and don't use it helps to cover those who use a lot of texts.

During the mid 80's a similar issue got REALLY ugly between Telcos during long distance deregulation in the USA. The government eventually stepped in and tried to regulate but it was too far gone by then, capitalism gone bad. It's not always a bad thing to have government regulation, people take it way too far sometimes. In short, companies aren't supposed to subsidize one portion of their business (cellular voice for example) with another (such as text). They just rely on overselling user plans so that most don't get used. Unfortunately, due to demographics, they usually charge an elderly lady who needs a phone for safety. She pays a monthly fee and gets some free text which goes unused and covers the cost of some snot nosed punk who wants to sextext people in school. oooh, carrful, I feel a rant coming on, better curb it.

That said though, if you consider technology and efficiency, text is hip and trendy but is really moving back in time as far as technology is concerned. Maybe next year they'll reinvent the teletype too! Of course there is value for many, with tweets and likes, but that doesn't bear enough weight to make phone calls obsolete. It is 150% due to stupid consumers, mainly teens, and big fat marketing pockets.

As I've said too many times to recount, consumers are way too easy to sell to. They will buy whatever someone wants to sell them, whether needed or not. Just look at the crap people buy online, making complete idiots with ancient, regurgitated patents into millionaires.

With North America, the USA especially, being such a consumer driver market, people flock here from all corners of the world to sell whatever they want because they can't sell in their own country. If you tell people they need something, they will buy it, doesn't matter what it is. America is their land of opportunity because people are so bleeding stupid when it comes to spending their money.
What's the ROI when you invest in your kid's phone and text plan?
Compare that with TCO and there is no possible hope to build any kind of viable plan around it, it's a loss from day one.

What's the ROI on a Swiffer sweeper, for the owner of a swiffer sweeper? 1.6 minutes a day and a roll of paper towels every 6 weeks., But go to any fair or turn on any infomercial and Swiffers FLY off the shelves as people pay admission just to go and buy one.

K-Tel, Ronco and others have proven it decades ago, now it's become even worse due to an even more market driven, trend based society.

We simply live in the land of the world's dumbest consumer. Face it, mankind just isn't too bright at all.

by Wizard57M-TR

If you think she blathers as a "girlfriend", just wait on the upgrade to Wife 1.0!
;)
(I can say that NOW! Mrs. Wiz is not around, LOL! :) )

by charliespencer

"We went backwards because those big bad telco companies advertising said that sending a text is easier that dialing a phone number."

Sorry, I can't put the blame on them. Any idiot can see that punching in 10 numbers is easier than keying in a message. If sub-idiots are willing to buy into the phone companies' bilgewater, that's their problem. I'd let them drive around until they cleared out the gene pool if I wasn't swimming it myself.

by aidemzo_adanac

Apple iPhoine, lagged years behind competitors, still becomes biggest trend on the planet.

Apple iPod, terrible audio, limited format, nonreplaceable battery with limited life.
Put players that were 1000X bettter out of the market.

I've seen an engineer take a demo disk, which was so poorly compressed it was literally inaudible, you could barely discern the vocals at all. Retailed it for $7.99 all over the USA as an EP. It was a MISTAKE, that should have been tossed but made hundreds of thousands of dollars on the US market and even released on iTunes. Reviews were over the top, the artist won an Emmy but not for that song in particular. It was simply marketed as unreleased material.

The full disk never was released with that track but that doesn't make it valuable, it has no value in digital format, not collectible at all. The same disk sat on shelves worldwide for ages until it was reduced to the bargain basement bin.

Why?

Stupid 'kin consumers.

by aidemzo_adanac

As long as you didn't interrupt us.

All kidding aside, I'm sorry for making girlfriend implications, I don't know you or your better half so it's a bit out of line really. Just a little friendly TR banter, I think you are a big enough boy to deal with it though.

by aidemzo_adanac

She said I was always talking behind her back and pushing her around all the time.

I told her that if she wanted things to change, she'd have to get out of her wheelchair,

by slayer_

[i]
mut·ton
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Noun
The flesh of sheep, esp. mature sheep, used as food.
Synonyms
sheep - lamb
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That's not like haggis is it?

by Wizard57M-TR

with his girlfriend? Hehe...are you one of those stalker hackers that we've been seeing multitudes of posts about lately? ;)

by Wizard57M-TR

first, learn how to put your phone on silent!! Also, make sure all fellow employees know the phone number they usually call from, and the standard reply is "He just stepped out, to the bank, post office, etc., would you like to leave a message?" Alas, it does little good when the wife works with you sometimes! At those times, you can rest assured that you do not suffer in misery alone! ;)

by charliespencer

Mine calls me less than once a week. Usually it takes a medical emergency although once it was to schedule 'lunch' (if you know what I mean).

by Wizard57M-TR

For the low everyday price of $9.99 per minute, you can talk to someone that pretends to be interested in what you have to say!
(Just joking...the blue lagoon reference you ask? Well, that is from the days of my youth, hehe) :)

by charliespencer

They had phones back then, grandpa?

Which makes me wonder: before sexting and phone sex, was there telegraph sex?

by Wizard57M-TR

that brings LOTS of things to mind...gimme more of those LONG dashes! Hey, I don't mind the grandpa bit, I have 5 grandkids!
I know, hard to believe, but it's true...being grandpa is fun though,
I can spoil 'em, give 'em candy and such then send them home with mom & dad to handle! Hehe! ;)

by aidemzo_adanac

Mutton is commonly known as plain 'old LAMB'. Sheep's intestine is used for sausages, stomach for haggis.

by aidemzo_adanac

Telegraph sex didn't work too well. Every time a guy was close to finishing, he'd start dot dot dotting too fast and made no sense.
In the navy they had semaphore sex, which was just a bunch of wild flag waving.

Carrier pigeon sex didn't work either, the bloody things kept flapping around and wouldn't stand still long enough.PITA came down on that pretty quickly too.

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