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by jaqui

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The Child Recycling Program.
for those children that just don't quite meet your expectations.

:D

this spot of humor brought to you courtesy of the HTTP users email list where a question posted was under the subject:
Child Recycling

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by jaqui

what the person was asking in the email list, how apache web server recycles child processes.
:D
but thread title of child recycling drew a really odd image in my mind. :D

I decided to share the imagery.

by seanferd

are, at least, not as disturbing as what I imagined. My speculation had centered on returning the children from whence they came, and I personally feel that women, in general, have a tough enough time in this world.

Now who wants a nice Soylent Manager steak?

by kevaburg

The children get recycled but managers are swapped out and the original destroyed to prevent further managerial infection

by drowningnotwaving

Getting them to stay in the big plastic bins overnight on the kerbside, waiting for the collection truck, is proving tedious.

Perhaps we can put them in the charity bins and then it is someone else's problem.

by hal 9000

OH Goody where do I go to Recycle the kids?

Perhaps if [b]SWMBO[/b] complains too much she can be [b]Recycled[/b] with the children. ;)

Col

by seanferd

Of a co-worker. Way back. Told me her young daughter kept laughing, snickering. When finally asked what was so funny, she whispers in her mom's ear, in confidential joke-sharing mode, "Dead babies".

by nexs

Of a terrible joke which should probably not be retold here. I think it takes a bold step over the bad-taste line.

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