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by jvchuta

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use my computer to use my home phone line to make a phone call.

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by absolutely

Use my mouse to point cursor at stupid question and 'report as spam'.

Still practicing, I apologize if my aim is imperfect.

:D

by tig2

Use my cat to watch birds on the feeder.

Use my cat to terrify mice too!

by big ole jack

and I can use them to chew solid food instead of liquid food so that I can enjoy eating more food so that it can be converted into energy so that I can live so that I can continue contributing to this website so that people like you can come no and ask such stupid stuff

by oz_media

Come the day that I wear dentures, I have a high speed buffing wheel on the shop bench. Done deal in a few minutes, just gotta rub the metal polish of them afterwards,

by w2ktechman

I use a barbecue to cook my steak, it somehow tastes better

I use mesquite logs for the barbeque because it tastes better (and smokes better).

I like my barbecue and mesquite logs for cooking.

I have a washer to wash clothes

I have a dryer to dry clothes

I have a cell phone to make phone calls

I have Internet through my cable company

hmmm, I could go on forever, but getting bored of it

by tig2

Vast amusement!

See- you just didn't know you had something.

We go in woods. See partridge. Shoot partridge. Hopefully shoot many partridge.

We come out of woods and prove to Game Warden that they are legal partridge. Maybe even a bunny or two.

Tasty animal!

Guess I had a few more too!

by ontheropes

Been on the diet for 7 weeks now. Realize that they show a LOT of commercials about food on the tube. No wonder theres an obesity epidemic.

See pants? See pants fit right? Good pants.

by techexec2

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Good for you! That butthead finally made it all up to you, and he did it in STYLE! Nice monitor! :D

BTW: I use your emoticon cheat sheet from [i]~way back when~[/i] whenever I use emoticons. B-)

by roobee81

My dog chases my cats. My cats chase my rat. My rat chases my snake. And if a mouse comes in my house it is lunch for one of the above.

by danlm

I use coffee to start my brain in the morning.

I use cartoons to retain my brains sanity when I read post's like this. Scooby Doo to be precise.

Dan

by ontheropes

You should have seen some of the stuff I've eaten and drunk over the years. Milk, salt, egg white and breath mints are nothing but a thing.

I'm going to try it, probably tonight if I can remember to buy the mints.

I'm pretty fanatical about brushing and flossing my teeth so they're as white as Crest can make a smokers teeth. I've always wanted to try a whitener, too expensive. I can afford mints and I've already got everything else. Maybe I ought to have some beer or whiskey on standby just in case you're right.

by ontheropes

Your still using that cheat sheet made it worthwhile for me to post it. I use it too.

I threw it in here just for the hell of it.

by oz_media

I read the initial post yesterday and it made absolutely NO sense at all, so I posted nonsense.

Reading the other posts here, I was not alone, hilarious!

by oz_media

Having your morning coffee while surfing TR $1.25

Eating a burger while surfing TR at lunch time, $6.00

Reporting your own post as spam, PRICELESS!

Well done!!

by dadspad

snacks and sweets, I noticed the grocery stores have all the sweets on sale when you first walk in!!! And you must walk by them! :0

When I was eating sweets, they never went on sale.

Clothes do fit a little better now. :)

edited so I could understand what I wrote.

by tig2

Plus staying in legal limits and following the rules equals legal partridge.

The following the rules part they have to take your word on. The rest is provable.

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