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This is page 4 of the discussion. Read the opening post
by firestar1
by firestar1
by stargazerr
but how in the whole wide world am I going to let everyone know ...
I know ... can I put "formerly us_geeks_rule" in brackets??
jd ... you forgot to tell me HOW to change my username ...
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by stargazerr
This is the new Me .. I have stopped being a lazy bum ... I went into my profile and found out how to change my alias ...
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by old guy
by jdclyde
all of your old posts reflect the new name now.
That is how people know who you are when you change.
AttaGirl!
by old guy
by stargazerr
Forgive the shouting ... I am just tryng to see if my new alias will work ...
It worked .. It worked ... .. everyone .. say hello to stargazer .. oops ..
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by jdclyde
and welcome all over again!
So, in a day or so, you will drop the "formerly"?
Told you it could change. It is a burden, always being right. But that is ok, because I have gotten used to it! :^O
by m_a_r_k
by stargazerr
As soon as everyone knows that stargazer is actually me ... I am going to drop the title Formerly .. (hm... maybe I will adopt the title "Princess" .. oh my gosh..did I say that out loud?? )
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by old guy
by stargazerr
Thats why my foot hurts ... Damn, I thought it was the burden of adopting the new title
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by stargazerr
And I am Great .... :D
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by m_a_r_k
I like that idea, firestar. Snowboarding will give me fewer pieces of equipment to keep up with when I inevitably take a vicious fall down one of the many frighteningly steep slopes. With snowboarding, I'll only have two pieces of equipment--a snowboard and me. With skiing, I'd have five--two skis, two poles and me. I know all too well how a bad ski fall can scatter your equipment. There's been times in the past when I looked was a suicide bomber who blew himself to smithereens in the middle of the ski run. Gloves, poles, skis, ski boots and jock strap scattered all over the slope.
"[b]Funniest[/b] Home Videos"? I'm offended! How about "Fear Factor", instead? :D
by stargazerr
When you tumble down the steeeeeep ski slope, couldnt your clothes and boots go flying too?? Ahhh... lemme guess, you are planning to snowboard naked?? ..............
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by m_a_r_k
by m_a_r_k
by stargazerr
I have been a little too busy star gazing .. your Markship sir ... I will get right to work :D
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by stargazerr
Cannon Ball??
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by m_a_r_k
by stargazerr
Thats what I thought of first .... but then I thought, that would be something to amuse my kids (whenever I have them) :D
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by firestar1
by stargazerr
Is that a word or do I now need the GK book??
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by stargazerr
This changing names thing is even better than I thought
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by old guy
It means thrown into chaos. Man, talk about having to explain jokes...:)
BTW, I do like your new name.
by old guy
by stargazerr
Maybe we could take a trampoline with us .. and propel us back .. we could use my skirt and veil and your tux as a parachute ...
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by old guy
I may have been a little weird as a kid. I used to read the dictionary. Of course, that was before TV was big or easy to get. We didn't have a TV until I was about 9 or 10 so we read a lot. Told you guys I was old! I loved the dictionary so I my vocabulary really expanded. That was about the best thing I had going for me at the time. :)
You can also use http://dictionary.reference.com/ for info.
by stargazerr
but being lazy is such a bliss ...
Thanks for saying that my new alias is good :)
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by old guy
Uh oh, my daughter's (who is home from college) boyfriend is coming in today to spend a couple of days with us today. Now we have to go back to Mississippi to take him with us. The good thing though is that her uncles down there are just waiting for him (as in laying in wait!). This could be good. :) It's hard to find bodies in Mississippi. LOL HaHaHa (diabolicly)
Actually, this guys is so nice it's hard to be mean to him. Oh well, if my baby girl likes him he's got to be ok.
by stargazerr
To your daughter's boy friend .. I know how fathers can get ...
You should see the steam coming out of my dad's nostrils whenever he sees my boy friend :^O
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by m_a_r_k
by m_a_r_k
(strums violin)
It'll only be a demotion to proofreader. :D
by jdclyde
K_R_A_M? It fits with your personality! :D
"Now, I don't care who you are. Thats funny!"
by m_a_r_k
by stargazerr
another joke explanation ... I love it when it happens to someone else ...
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by jdclyde
It isn't what you are, it is what you do!
Kram that up your a$$ sideways and see how you like it! :^O
[i]
looooooser!
by old guy
by jdclyde
by m_a_r_k
by stargazerr
Yep ... and you could sit at the sun with a trampoline and propel them back so that we can do it all over again ... Psst .. I hope the Human Rights people dont stumble on this discussion ... ;)
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P.S Be sure to sit on the pink fuzzy slippers .. Dont want to scald your bottom, do we?? :p
by m_a_r_k
because it was my idea. mwaah! (I'm such a spoiled brat) :| You can launch them back from the sun with the trampoline. And that way I can also avoid having to use those fuzzy pink slippers.
And this discussion officially doesn't exist so we can deny everything to the Human Rights people when they come around asking stupid questions about why a bunch of kids are ricocheting across the sky.
by stargazerr
You can tell the kids that you are sending them to their mommy, if they cry too much ... I can propel them back just for the fun of it ... maybe some day I will use the trampoline myself and go to Jupiter for a vacation ...
Will send you astroids when I come across them..
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by firestar1
by firestar1
by firestar1
by firestar1
by stargazerr
All I need to do now .. is drop the formerly and adopt the title "Princess" ... Grapes Kram ...
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by stargazerr
What a Gem you are??
Mark ... that'll be a pair of reeboks, a tiara and Levis jeans (dont even think about black)
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by jdclyde
this could take a while! :D
Better make yourself comfortable!
Besides, your just upset because :
1) you didn't "get it" (doh!)
2) you didn't think of it first!
Just stand back and bask in my brilliance! B-)
by firestar1
by stargazerr
It sounds like something out of a comic book ... hmm, but then Mark too has jumped straight out of Cartoon Network ...
I eat my words Mark ... Rocket Man rocks
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by stargazerr
Firestar ... I hereby appoint you my negotiator ... KILL HIM :p (now where's my popcorn??)
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by m_a_r_k
by m_a_r_k
by m_a_r_k
by aaronpctech
Thats why I started this thread, to help boost all of your activity ratings!!!! :)
Not really, but it sounded good eh?
by stargazerr
I am still stuck on #7 ... I have been trying to slip down a bit ... Believe it or not, I do have a life outside TR .... Have I offended the TR guys in some way? :p
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by firestar1
by stargazerr
Maybe we can play DodgeAstroid ... that would be fun ... I should remember to pack my helmet and knee pads
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by m_a_r_k
by firestar1
by stargazerr
We are still trying to coax the TR guys into opening up a shop for TR products here in the UK ...
Right now they are talking about having one exclusively for the US ... now where's my anger emoticon??
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by stargazerr
He's the one providing the blue Levis ... which reminds me ... he has been keeping real quite lately ... and here I am ... planning how best to bully him into hiring me as his co-author again
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by firestar1
by m_a_r_k
How did I miss so much activity around here yesterday? I'm sorry I missed it all, especially b/c my name came up in so many conversations. :O I left work yesterday at 5:00 PM US Central time, spent the evening at happy hour and this morning I wake up to see that TR was a blurry of activity in my absence. There's never much activity in the evening, let alone a Friday. Am I accessing a TR server that wasn't being replicated yesterday during the day? Or did everyone spend Friday evening TR-hopping instead of bar-hopping?
OK, now to more important matters... This "Jump on Mark" post caught my attention immediately. I wonder why. Unfortunately it's a bit tamer than my gutterific mind first assumed. So now I have TWO lovely ladies who want my jeans? ]:)
stargazer aka us_g, tell me again what I get in return for giving you Reeboks, Levi's, a Lexus AND a return to full co-authorship? Seems like I'm getting the short end of the deal here.
by stargazerr
Dont want everyone knowing about our little trip to the sun now, do we??
Its new year's eve today .... Get ready for the trip Mark ... the word here is "HOT" ;)
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by stargazerr
Where is everyone ... ??
I know its saturday and new year's eve ... But someone needs to amuse me too ...
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by m_a_r_k
by firestar1
by firestar1
by stargazerr
What a great way to celeberate ... changing the way the house looks ... It is First of Jan here in UK now .. and I have woken up after a fitful night of sleep ... all my friends in India forgot about the time difference again ...
A very Happy New Year to you Firestar
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by m_a_r_k
To all the disregarded regulars Aaron, firestar, stargazer, The Old Guy and to everyone else who happens upon this illegitimate discussion that, like a bastard child, isn't supposed to exist.
My only resolution for 2006 is to keep this discussion going all year. Think we can do it? :D
by stargazerr
Lets round everyone up and give them good solid marching orders ...
Where is everyone when you need them ??
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by firestar1
by m_a_r_k
by firestar1
by stargazerr
by firestar1
by stargazerr
Lemme send him a peer mail ... find out where he is hiding ...
I hope he hasnt gone back to missisippi to flog his daughter's boy friend :^O
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by aaronpctech
Im still here , havent checked in over the holidays, I was too busy being bored with m girlfriend lol
I'm back now, glad to see everyone well and alive.
by stargazerr
I was so happy to see 2 posts added ...
But its the freakin' double post again :^O
Hello Aaron .. Mark's new year resolution is to keep the discussion going for the rest of 2006 .. Are you up to the challenge??
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by aaronpctech
Im still here , havent checked in over the holidays, I was too busy being bored with m girlfriend lol
I'm back now, glad to see everyone well and alive.
by firestar1
by firestar1
by stargazerr
But he really seems to have taken flight ... I hope he took his cane with him .. It might be strenous to walk on the wind without a cane
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P.S Maybe we can keep the discussion going by posting quadruple (???) posts
by stargazerr
....
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by m_a_r_k
Word of the trip leaked out. It could have turned into a public relations nightmare. Good thing we stamped out those rumors before too many people found out.
Damn... I forgot to blast off yesterday! I was preoccupied with other important matters. Did you forget to remind me?
by stargazerr
Oh well ... you can always blast off today .... The day I build a time machine I will change everything back to show that today was new year's eve ..
Although, how I will do that .. I dont know ...
Oh well, If I can build a time machine, I can figure something like that out ...
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P.S .. Did I succeed in confusing everybody about the blast off and our little time machine project?? (I sure did confuse me)
by m_a_r_k
If it confuses the confuser then it certainly confuses the confusee. It sure as hell confused me because I didn't even know that we had a time machine project in the offing. We'll need to read H.G. Wells' book before we design the thing. I'm already having to redesign the rocket.
No need to build a time machine to correct the tardy blastoff though. If I start walking west right now, and if I walk fast enough and far enough, I will eventually get someplace where it is still yesterday. ;) I love how these time zone things work. But it always confuses me what happens when you get to the international date line. (This is turning into a very confusing post). How can it be night on one side of the line and day on the other side?
by stargazerr
But after we get back from the sun .. we can make it a project to solve the dateline mystery ... while we are at it, we can solve the Bermuda Triangle mystery as well ....
Before we start walking west .. Have you tried the info God .. wikipedia??
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P.S Not to worry abot the H.G Wells book .. I know it off by heart
by m_a_r_k
I'd like to solve the Bermuda Triangle mystery first. Bermuda is a great vacation spot. And we can search for lost city of Atlantis while we're there. I don't know much about Atlantis as a vacation spot though. Probably not much to do there but go deep sea diving and look at wierd sea creatures with no eyes and big heads.
< slaps hand on forehead > I forgot about wikipedia. How'd I do that? Probably too upset that I missed the launch date. Not thinking right.
I'm glad you know H.G. Wells' book backwards and forwards. I started reading it and gave up after after about four chapters. I was not amused at the thought of trying to read the damn thing again.
BTW, wikipedia has some cool info on the Bermuda Triangle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda_triangle
by m_a_r_k
by firestar1
by old guy
Hey guys. Yes, I took my cane with me because I wouldn't be able to use the jet pack.
We went back out of town last weekend (even went shopping with my wife for about 7 hours Monday--and I lived through it :) ) Went with another couple so it helped to have another guy to suffer quietly with. Actually had fun though.
Since I was off for about a week and a half during Christmas I was really busy yesterday trying to catch up.
Anyway, I'm still with you AND we won't talk about what I might or might not have done with my Dad's car....
by stargazerr
I knew I had to take some drastic steps to make you come back :D
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by firestar1
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