Who Completely Absolutely Corrupted me.
After all there is no may a Mere Male could be corrupted without a female to drive him there. ;)
Also it's [b]SWMBO[/b] who gives me what I eat I'm not allowed in the kitchen for anything other than getting a drink from the fridge and even then it's [b]SWMBO[/b] who fills the fridge. I'm not allowed to do anything like Shopping, Cooking or for that matter to buy any food at all.
It could be because I'm horsely [b]"Addicted"[/b] to Chocolate and will buy that instead of anything else and prefer to eat Chocolate rather than anything else. Or if I go Shopping with [b]SWMBO[/b] I would throw stuff into the trolley that she takes a dim view of.
So to that end I'm Banned from Shopping for Food, and most other things where there is any possibility of Chocolate being involved. I'm also Banned from America as [b]SWMBO[/b] will not let me near that country again after the last time I went there and returned with lots of Mercedes parts for her cars, and a few Ducati Parts for my little used Play Toy. :D
England and Europe are also countries that I'm banned from and for that matter Sydney unless [b]SWMBO[/b] is with me to stop me buying her anything.
Many years ago I made the mistake of buying her some flowers for no other reason that I wanted to and after 30 years I still get grief for that lapse of judgment. It certainly taught me [b]NEVER[/b] to do something on the spur of the moment as her first reaction was [b]What Have You Done Wrong This Time![/b] :_|
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