Quality Slogans

I have just returned from lunch with a couple individuals from our lab and we started discussing product quality. Somehow we got on the subject of slogans and one of the chemists mentioned that he has a new slogan for our site seeing that the Quality Manager is a complete moron and is responsible for a 60% employee turnover rate in the lab in less than a year.
The new slogan is “Product out the door…Quality out the window”

He did mention a better one that he created and handed out buttons for at one of his former positions.
In bold font it said “We’ve upped our quality” and right underneath in small font it said “up yours”

Well, given the spiraling doom that the lab is facing i thought it was rather funny.