After Hours
well, almost. It appears that he has stumbled upon something in its expertise area :^0 :^0
I love it, keep it up Balthor -- this is a really good step and I would love to see more..
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-12843-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=264080&messageID=2502289
by rob miners
all this time I have been trying to get them to think like me. :p
You learn something new everyday, I must be an Id10t. :p
I have no idea that I thought it would work. I now know where I went wrong :D
Now, about those red screen virus.... I need to take a closer look...
And the MS popup -- I would have never guessed :0
by rob miners
why Balthor has to logon each time to post. :p
It must be a new TR feature. :p
by jdclyde
and so he had some extra time on his hands.
Do we really know if the Balthor is a male or female? :0
by rob miners
I had to reword my second response as I was unsure of the gender. :)
You are dead right something has been cancelled. :p
by danlm
And yes, I suck at it... But I enjoy it. What can I say.
Dan
by hal 9000
Not overly sure here Dan unless it is
[b]I Play & Like GOLF.[b]
At least bowling doesn't involve torturing and then chasing a little white ball all over the place in the vain attempt to make it fit in a hole that is constantly being moved about. All the time dragging your Torture Instruments along behind you. :D
Col
by rfink
I like bowling, it's up my alley.
I too sucked at it, until I got a pin pal.
I gave it up because I'm not good enough for a scratch league and handicap leagues just strike me the wrong way.
by rob miners
Then this is most likely the culprit.
He The BALTHOR has a virus from the FBI causing the BIOS to re-flash his logon credentials every 20 seconds (notice short posts). In the meantime, the HDD jumper set to Master affects Internet Explorer and Firefox in a way that the "remember my logon" checkbox is disabled after the dialog box is closed. And then the further addressing of the Spyware infection, constantly is clearing the cache and RAM of his system. But since the infection is on the motherboard, even rebuilding is not correcting the problem.
This is the first time I've noticed such uncommon phrasing in his emissions. I get the feeling English is not B's native language. Perhaps he would make more sense if he'd post in his native tongue.
"Me-sa name-sa Jar-Jar BALTHOR!"
by rfink
If English isn't his native language then German would be a good guess. Milwaukee has a high concentration of German people.
Edited: Upper case "I" and lower case "l" look the same the subject line.
by maecuff
I think he might be on to something.
I had some issues with pop ups when I was working on my computer. But then, I realized it was my toaster.
I unplugged the toaster and all is well. My fingers are a little burned though. They're all red. Like the red pages.
by w2ktechman
by boxfiddler Hot topic
by w2ktechman
by hal 9000
I now have a pain in the memory circuits that feels impossible to remove.
The Scummy Upgrade not only failed completely but self destructed as I read the last post by [b] The B.[/b] It also fussed the socket that it was fitted to so that another attempt could not be made to refit a replacement one as it was considered as [b]Cruel, Unusual & Inhuman Punishment[/b] for any Add on to a AI. :p
Col ]:)
by w2ktechman
That is an impossibility!! As I used Genuine Intel chips! And we all know that Intel is flawless dont we :^0
Oops, I didnt mean to laugh!
But since you did not return for maintenance, you had to have installed the chips yourself AND because of your error you blame the Intel/Scummy chip for the defect.
If you had just followed the instructions and not soldered a bunch of pins together, they never would have fused as you say!
So you see HAL, It is STILL your fault!!
Edited to add: improper maintenance is not maintenance :D
by hal 9000
No scuppers here so I couldn't have fitted the substandard components.
Pray tell me how Holographic Memory holds a soldering iron. :0
It was the Head Deacon who fitted the Substandard components that didn't work any better than a M$ product.
Anyway I was informed that with the Scummy Upgrade I could use a Hard Light Hologram to do my bidding but that didn't work either. :^0
Col ]:)
by jdclyde
by hal 9000
I don't mean the Pros but the Weekend Hacks. The last time I was dragged out there I watched as the Boss started to have a Heart Attack. The Vein throbbing on his temple was about to burst and he had to insist that he was having fun. :D
I like to enjoy myself when I'm out to have fun and that never means chasing a little White ball around trying to destroy it or wait for it to kill me. Golf to me is like skying nice to watch from the right location which is a air-conditioned Bar with plenty of drinks but a total waste of time on the green stuff. :0
Besides I'm not into [b]Pain & Suffering[/b] so broken limbs or dropping dead on the greens just isn't in my idea of fun. I still have a very vivid memory of the only time I've been to the snow that line up of Meat Wagons was long and had a plentiful supply of victims who had to boast about the breaks and their casts. The Golfers are the ones laid up in the Meat Works for months recovering from their Week End of Fun. :p
Col
by jdclyde
bad shoulder, bothering me again. :(
damnitallanyways.... X-(
Summertime, every sunday morning, my bud, me, and ThingOne and ThingTwo would head out and play a round. Sometimes local, sometimes across the state.
A good excuse to get together with friends, a great way to spend time with the things.
Was also a GREAT escape years ago before the ex moved out, as her pleasentness was usually home on Sundays.
Will try swinging a club again tonight and see where it takes me.
yeah, the bud and I kill a pint of jagger in a round. B-)
This would explain the vision of the RED stuff, and the smoothing and rounding of the corners.
[u]Ergo:[/u]
[i]Symptoms of acute angle closure are severe ocular pain and redness, decreased vision, colored halos, headache, nausea, and vomiting. Intraocular pressure is elevated. Immediate treatment of the acute condition with multiple topical and systemic drugs is required to prevent permanent visual loss, followed by definitive iridotomy.[/i]
The need to continually logon is because he's being timed-out during each bout of vomiting.
Clearly the enforced drug regime requires to be stepped up a gear, or preferably a completely new drive-train.
Of course, the same symptoms can be achieved by prolific use of lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). ;)
by boxfiddler Hot topic
by balthor
This is my album.
http://video.yahoo.com/search/?p=balthor
And this is my video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8ImcwCLnU
The Kamdind story is a wiz bang of all my newest ideas.
by boxfiddler Hot topic
by boxfiddler Hot topic
by hal 9000
I didn't mind the audio but that series of Pornographic Images morphing into the next one till the end was just a bit much for my feeble heart to take.
Honestly you should have given a slight warning for those who may be at work. After all you don't want me getting into trouble do you. :^0
I was quite surprised that Balthor would actually own those disgusting Images let alone publish then. :0
Col 0:-)
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