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So here we are at the Hilton Garden Inn "meeting and greeting". All the best people are here, gleefully anticipating the start of the Conference tomorrow morning. Being REAL geeks, I have the netbook on in the bar I am sitting in and am posting here.

Looking forward to seeing everyone here! Chime in or head for the lobby and say hello!

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by ansugisalas

not only are we not there... we're also apparently the dregs.
But it's ok, we knew it already, it's funny coz it's true.

by Debra Littlejohn Shinder

i'm here, with the rest of the coference "early adopters." You might know we would all be sitting here, online and logged in, typing on our various laptops, netbooks, phones and iPads.

by tig2

We are chatting and waiting for everyone else to get here. And waiting for the bar to open...

by charliespencer

Travel thousands of miles and the first thing y'all do is get right back on line. Geez, if you people don't start mingling, I'm gonna ask Jason to come over and show you he can Twitter from his iPad. That'll break things up.

And these grapes are sour, too.

by tig2

If you are really good to me, I will very happily post up video when the bar opens

by tink!

I'm not a "real geek" then, because even if I was there, I'd not have a laptop!! :p

Buying 4 computers for the family did not leave room for a laptop for the IT Mom. :(

by cmiller5400

I'm sorry that I can't be there. I was looking forward to meeting everyone in person, then doing some sight seeing. Well, there's always next year (hopefully)

I'm gonna go pout in the server room now {sniffles} :_|

by tig2

You should never pout in a server room. You should come here and pout. It's easier to hug you when you are closer, ya know!

Wish you were here. I'll pull out the video camera as more folks get here.

by maecuff

That we won't make it again this year..

Both years, this event has fallen over weekends where other plans had already been made. :(

Next year..I'm really hoping that next year is different.

I hope y'all have a great time!

by tig2

Just block the entire month of June for next year. It will be easier that way.

by tig2

But you and I are the only ones who needs to know that the microphone is pretty sensitive...

by hal 9000

GG.

A link to that would prove helpful. ;)

Had an entire day sitting in the witness room only to probably be doing the same thing tomorrow. On the Up side I suppose I'll be able to get my signature witnessed for a Stat Dec easily tomorrow. After all if you can not find a JP or Commissioner of Oaths in the Main Court Building in the state what hope is there of ever finding one. :D

The reality however is that most likely no one going to talk to me again unless it's to say [b]No You Can't do that. [/b] :^0

Col

by darryl~

tried that....I think it was 4 or 5 of them in his room....I think they were all too sloshed to get it to work correctly :D

by jellimonsta

I too am bummed I can't make it this year. I was planning on it, but then the band got asked to play two outdoor festivals this weekend. They are the last few shows we can play for a while due to the drummer being out of state for a number of months, otherwise I would have blown the shows off.
Hope y'all have a great time together. Stay away from those geese though. :D

by gsg

Let's book your band to play for the event next year. I couldn't make it this year, but, barring floods, tornadoes, concussions, surgeries, locusts, etc... I'm going to be there next year.

by tig2

The geese were QUITE the topic of conversation yesterday. Bet they are again tonight!

We are sorely missing you, Shell. Sending you much love and many hugs.

by nicknielsen

were actually meeting and greeting without the need for geek toys. ;)

Guess I'm not a real geek, after all, darnit! :_|

Then we went to lunch.

by old-fart-iv

Yes, I'm aware that I'm using a nasty 4-letter word -- but that is life :)

Hope you all are enjoying and behaving yourselves, maybe next year will be the year I can make it.

I guess I'm not a geek as the last thing I would want to bring to a social event is a laptop or netbook.

by old-fart-iv

I thought that would get someone's attention :)

It all depends upon perspective, like trade shows: Those attending think it has value as they enjoy the food/drink and entertainment; those left behind to do the work see it as a "boondoggle".

by tig2

For a social event. Jobs, tech conferences, and chemo are entirely different animals.

Gotta shower and get moving...

by cmiller5400

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises..

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

I was sent this awhile back. Thought it was funny. Hope everyone is having fun at the "Tech Conference" :D

((((HUGS)))) to all.

by jdclyde

people need to learn to put them down once in a while!

I did bring my laptop for the second day, but had forgot the power cable in my room so didn't even end up turning it on. Didn't miss it at all. I actually talked to the people that were there instead.

by ron k.

Us po' folk who couldn't attend could stand to see some pictures, especially after the bar opens.

by tig2

Video will happen too.

I'll dump video on Soni as I get it. Embarrassing pictures will go straight to Facebook.

I need WAY more coffee...

by ron k.

I hope you find good coffee. I'm working on a third cup of mud just to keep from going back to bed. I have 'stuff' to do today.

by hal 9000

Now remember to sat sober till you get all of the video posted. ;)

Wish I was there instead of sitting Herr waiting for a call up. It's boring! :0

OH did I mention that I wasn't allowed to have a NB with me while I'm waiting to be called? Pity that no one mentioned that when they summoned me to appear here. Someone here thinks that I might cause the other wittinesses to change their stories. :_|

(I even got a mate of mine who's a Judge in this court to vouch for my character and he suggested that a time of Withdrawal may be good for my soul. BASTARD! X-(

Col

by jaqui

you are billing them at very good rates for your time sitting there. ]:)

by tig2

I so wish that you were able to be here. I know you wanted to be.

Please do not start playing tic-tac-toe with pieces of broken lawyer or judge. It's generally considered tacky. Arsenic is more genteel.

Hopefully, all that crap will be finished off soon and you can go back to a happier place.

(((hugs))) Col.

by charliespencer

Get it together, people; I'm having to catch all the spammers by myself!

How's everybody doing on the banks of the Ohio this morning? Hotel kick anyone out yet?

by purpleskys

to pull up the back end Palmy when it comes to the spammers...just sometimes the kids have me doing other things. Hope everyone has a fabulous time though :) !

by tig2

But it's early yet.

We DID teach the bartender how to drink scotch. I feel very good about this.

by old-fart-iv

Aye, I hope it was a single malt --- none of that blended #$%^%$#.

And you enjoyed sipping it correctly (as the barman told me at the Glenlivit distillery: A Dram of Scotch + a Dram of water; NO ICE..

by tig2

So Jason is giving us the lay of the land here. The topic is supposed to be "The Changing Face of IT".

We live in a world of change. At a high level, this is a discussion of new challenges and trends in the world of IT.

Tech Republic is in the unique position of being able to advise senior level people in a variety of roles to understand how the "worker bees" in IT perceive IT and their roles.

Trends to watch-

Consumerization of IT- According to Gartner, the old model of IT is moving. As the workforce changes, ownership of the enterprise platform is moving from the IT department and moving to the enterprise worker. We all have had individuals who want to do what they want to do and on the equipment and tools they want to do it on. Because this is in the name of productivity, IT must adapt and change. Or does it? And how?

Borderless network- Old networks are changing as workers reach outside the enterprise. How does the IT department manage security in an environment where end users reach beyond the security of the interior network? How do we re-think security in this world?

Clouds in the data center- CIOs see cloud computing as a real direction. How does computing in the cloud impact IT and how do we support this? What about the private cloud? Is the private cloud just virtualization with a different name? What does that mean to the IT professional?

Outsourcing, the good, the bad, the ugly- Is outsourcing just a new way to approach resource management? Does it make sense for the enterprise to "own" their own IT or their own data centers? Is it better to let IBM have the "reins" of YOUR data center? What do you tell leadership when they want to move away from the in-house model?

Mobilization- How do we manage that? Should IT own this or should we allow the individual to choose their own devices and we just manage? Or does the IT department define this? Knowledge workers want to be able to work on the go. So do people in a variety of other roles. How do we decide what tools work best and how do we advise the people "in the trenches" on devices that will best meet the need? Is the desktop device dead?

We're going to discuss these topics. In the room, we will get around 15 minutes. You can take all the time you want...

by madsmaddad

Wow. Those look like the topics for the course that I taught this spring. Add a couple more like convergence, and security, and that's it. Can anyone send me any notes or links to slides to assist me in preparing for next year?

Hope you all are enjoying yourselves.

I am at the seminar on optical properties of round glass cylinders containing alcoholic beverages.

by tig2

How does the enterprise manage the social media policy? What are the points that should be considered?

The enterprise needs to protect it's interests. That includes trade secrets, insider information, etc.

By putting this in writing, the enterprise can remove ambiguity and clearly communicate standards and practices to the end users.

While we are good with the idea because we are familiar with Internet use policies. But social media is a slightly different animal. The end user could ignore the Internet policy by simply going home and using their own computer. Social media is a different animal.

What tools can help the enterprise to monitor employees? Are those tools mature enough to meet the needs?

Are disclaimers effective? Why or why not?

Is the statement "On the internet, no one knows you are a dog" true? Does the fact that you are a dog change the way people think of your owner? To what extent?

How do you enforce your policy when your employee goes home? What do you do when your employee is disgruntled and takes your corporate name in vain?

There is enough here to discuss for a very long time. What are your thoughts?

Edit: Typo

by ansugisalas

Hehehehe...
Let's put a "no dogs allowed" sign on the internet, and stick Al Gore out on the porch to uphold it, too. :D
Then Lieberman can be his watchdog... oh wait, no dogs allowed.

by nexs

That everything on the internet is true?
They have these truth filters that means all the information you find is correct, complete and truthful.

I read it on the internet.

by charliespencer

Sorry, buddy, I still don't get it. A bunch of posts about some fight, then people telling me when they started and stopped their presentations. Little of what I'd define as actual 'content'.

I'll monitor this discussion; there seems to be more going on here.

by oh smeg

But then again I've never seen the reason for Twit to begin with and it's way off my list of things to do.

If it was part way useful maybe things would be different but from looking at it it's as useful as t1ts on a bull. Just my humble opinion there. ;)

Col

by charliespencer

I couldn't figure out why y'all traveled just to watch a fight with so much else to do in L'ville, or why you thought the rest of the community cared what y'all had on the tube. Should I assume hashtags aren't assigned or moderated in any fashion, and that random duplication isn't uncommon?

I'll be #sex is pretty popular.

by tig2

"Your picture is ugly"

This was a real email received by Toni some years back.

Blogging is as simple as starting a discussion and hitting "enter". Frankly, that is a lot of power in the hands of the individual.

Toni shares with us some of the email (anonymously, of course) that she has received as a blogger on Tech Republic over the years.

Blogging FOR TechRepublic is a joy. I know this as I have done it. But doing so constantly reminds you that there are opinions everywhere and everyone has one.

The question to you all is, "What do YOU think is an effective blog? What words of advice would you give to the bloggers on TR? How can we improve the quality of our posts?"

by charliespencer

1. Request the PTBs move the 'Worthwhile?' button to the bottom of the page, between the end of your content and the beginning of the comments. You'll get more responses if people don't have to remember to go back to the top to provide it.

2. Always post the first reply to your blog entry. This ensures it will appear in the Discussions Forum promptly, instead of hours or days later when someone else notices it on the home page and responds to it. It also makes it apparent in Discussions who the blog author is.

3. Avoid characters in your titles other than alphanumeric. Sometimes they don't survive the formatting, and sometimes they're just annoying. I'm talking to those of you who use parentheses.

4. If you're going to include a graphic, make that sucker as big as possible. If it can't be clearly read at 1024x768, make it a link.

by tig2

I will make sure that your comments on this is read/heard.

Great points! Thanks!

by charliespencer

First one I've looked at in months, and it reminded me why it will be months before I look at another one. Same stuff, different day. One has to come back here (or go somewhere other than Twitter) to have a coherent discussion of the material anyway.

by tink!

TR being a tech site, they should look into doing this because there's already sites out there that do it.

I've seen where a site has a live chat screen that is connected to Twitter. In this way you can either add to the chat by inserting comments directly into the chat screen, or via Twitter.

I'm assuming it auto-searches and pulls the Twitter hashtag and then displays it on the chat screen. I haven't looked that deep into it yet. Whatever way it does it, the chat at least resembles a chat conversation rather than the sporadic randomness of a normal Twitter feed.

Just something to look into.

by tink!

You basically have to search before you pick a hashtag. I had another organization that had to change their tag because it was already being used by a couple other organizations.

Many places just don't worry about it and if it is being used by more than one, they just leave it up to the users to sort out which ones are which.

by charliespencer

"What exactly does 'single malt' mean, what are the alternatives, and what makes one better than the other?", asked someone who thinks most distilled spirits don't taste very good at all.

by ansugisalas

by itself that it doesn't need mixing with other whiskeys.
Blended whiskies contain grain whiskey (ptooie!). [Grain whiskey is made on a machine, it's a misnomer of a sort, I thought at least that barley and rye are "grain" too]
I'd recommend an Islay. At least that way, if you don't like distilled spirits, you'll at least get an experience... they're [i]special[/i].

EDIT:wikipedia says: Single malt whisky is a whisky made from only one type of malted grain and distilled at one particular distillery. Single malts are traditionally made from barley cultivated near the distillery concerned, although there are some single malt rye whiskies.

by old-fart-iv

I think that covers it all: only difference I have heard is that the major "blends" (Chivas, JWalker, etc) are made-up from other Single Malts + water ... nothing else

The Isle distillery products can be quite hard to find in the US, and will cost much more that the blended "#$@#$"

I can always find Glenlivit, Glenmornage, and other common ones locally .. Smaller ones (with less output) are a "wee" more difficult to find ..

by ansugisalas

A high grade tapwater is good, depends on where you are of course. I'd say none of that bottled stuff, it's poison on so many levels. Taste comes to the fore at around 20-30% alcohol, so 50-50 or 60-40... 40-60 for cask.

But if it's, say, a cask-strength thirty year lagavulin... I'd probably take that one undiluted sip, just for the thunderbolt effect. Sure it fries the tastebuds, but if it's a small one they'll recover quite well by the time the thunder stops rolling.

by ansugisalas

But worth it.

On the other end of the scale, among the blended I find that the very modest, and modestly priced Cutty Sark is every bit as good as the whorey Glendfiddich (at least it was when I was still on the market seven years ago). It's better, in fact.

EDIT: I guess I'll put this here so as to not make too many replies to the same couple of posts, that makes me seem fanatic, I've been told. :p
In my days of studying biochemistry, there was this student bar association. Ran a membership-based basement bar right next to the university. They were an ambitious bunch, and they called in a beer-delivery truck driver to lecture on fine whiskies, he was a connoisseur you see. They called this course "Whiskey A". I attended, and here's the gist (one of them at least):
It's a well known fact, that the irish invented whisky. It was a triple distilled affair, the germinated malt dried and roasted in a coal-fired kiln.
The scots, having gotten wind of this secret through a loose-tongued monk, immediately started to think - "how can we make this stuff without spending so much money on it?".
So, first of all, they put their stills next to sources of water. Clean water, incidentally.
Secondly, they figured they'd save on coal, by adding peat. Presto, peaty scots whiskey taste.
Third, they thought, with advanced logistic understanding, mind. And, they looked at the maturation.
Looked hard, and figured "Why are we storing water?". No answer. Then, they stopped the distilling at 60% + angel's share... instead of continuing until 42 + angel's share. And - on account of that, the nastier by-tastes of late-stage distillation were left out.
They then add water during tapping/bottling, the cask contains a whiskey-concentrate.
You can buy bottles of that stuff, it's powerful. Of course, it burns the mouth too much for the taste to be fully experienced, but at least you can dilute it to your preference.

So, the bottom line is, that I learned something about rationalization. It should be like with those scots, trying their damndest to cut costs, and ending up heightening their product quality (no offence to the irish, pleasedontkillme).
If costs go down, and quality too, then it's just sloppifying.

In rationalization, you should expect a quality increase.
It was an eye-opener.

by ansugisalas

A mix of different distilleries' single malts is called a vatted malt.
Vatted malts do not contain grain liquor [grain [i]whiskey[/i] my ass. I've tasted it raw... it's not whiskey].
If it's blended then it has added grain liquor.

All scots whiskies have added water (unless it's a cask strength bottling).

EDIT: Aaaand cripe... I checked around, and apparently some dumbass has invented the term "blended malt" for vatted malt. May he/she/they burn in hell.

by Scott Lowe

It's 10 PM Thursday night and I'm heading out to drive to Louisville... wish I could have made day 1, but I will be there for day 2!

Scott

by nicknielsen

Balvenie 17 SherryOak. Do you think we're beginners?

They do get better than that, but the price goes up exponentially. There was a 25-year-old available, but at $625, that Macallen was out of our price range.

by tig2

IT consumerization has been something that we have seen but tried to ignore for years. It is believed that we no longer have the luxury of doing this.

"Consumer IT will affect every enterprise. Attempts by enterprise to deny this are doomed to failure, just as previous attempts to deny Wi-Fi, "smart" mobile phones, the Internet, and even the PC itself failed".
- Gartner-

Consumerization refers to devices that appeared in the consumer driven market that moved into the business space and vice versa.

Consumerization has been driven by equipment manufacturers who perceive the consumer as a revenue stream, the Internet and its ability to meet multiple needs for the average individual, and the Millenials- people born after 1980 who have never been without technology.

Consumers are the largest consumers of technology. According to Paul Ortellini, President and CEO of Intel, the primary focus of the manufacturer is this group.

Millenials bring a new attitude to the IT table. They have grown up with technology so they are more inclined to look to the technology solution to accomplish tasks. The Millenial is less inclined to respect barriers to the use of technology including corporate policies around IT.

Risks in consumerization include security, loss of control, regulatory and legal issues, increased support costs, loss of productivity, and loss of user dissatisfaction. It becomes necessary to strategize to counter these risks.

Consider how consumerization impacts your workplace and how you, the IT professional manage the risks while providing a flexible enough environment to maintain both productivity and user satisfaction.

by tig2

How does your enterprise manage consumerization? Do you have policies in place today? Do you have a grasp on what the impacts/risks are?

NickNielsen- My company allows us to use whatever phone we want and they support it... except that they support limited functions on the smart phone.

Ganyssa- Our company has a list of devices that we agree to support on the network. We are only allowing the device to use a portal to email, not applications on the network itself.

???- My company is distance learning. I can receive my device from the company and can choose from two plans. The device is only used for work.

Deb- Email is generally business, text messaging isn't. Does your business shut off text messaging?

JD- We cut off all texting for our business users.

Bill- How do you manage privacy? Are your users aware that they have no expectations of privacy? Do your have a policy?

JD- Our users know that business devices are for business. They don't have an expectation of privacy.

GG- Our policy is clear. We allow "reasonable" personal use but we don't clarify exactly what "reasonable is. This will likely change.

Bill- Is this a productivity issue? Can people bring in their own devices and waste business time on them?

Deb- In many ways this is a mentality shift. Similar to the tele-worker in that business perceives a loss of control.

These are the highlights of the discussion. Please add your voice.

by ganyssa

Some the same. Wish you were here. I've had to hit JD three times in your absence.

That was on the ride here, though.

by tig2

To the tune of "Who Are You" by The Who...

Deb is a former law enforcement officer, police academy instructor, Criminal Justice instructor and more.

Cybercrime is a way to differentiate illegal activity that is committed using a computer network or the Internet.

The computer might be a tool of the crime, a target of the crime, or used incidentally as a part of the crime.

"Behavior reflects personality" - John Douglas, FBI profiler.

Motivation can be emotional, "just fun", monetary profit, sexual impulse, political motivation, and psychiatric illness.

Means are the ability to access the tools used in the commission of a crime.

Opportunity is the ability to actually be present to commit the offense. These are the three necessary points to actually be considered a suspect for a criminal charge.

23% of malicious activity originates in the US. Not so good.

Technologies that cybercriminals use include broadband, wireless, web 2.0, online banking, e-commerce, social networking, mobile computing, standardization, and the cloud. Obviously, we aren't going to stop using these tools... but neither will they.

Fighting cybercrime requires appropriate and enforceable laws, law enforcement that understands technology, victims and witnesses that are willing to report, a court system that is able to appropriately weigh the evidence presented, and a corrections system that understands the difference between a hacker, a white collar criminal, and the so-called average criminal and rehabilitates appropriately.

IT and law enforcement need to align in order to fight cybercrime. This requires that we consider the things that might keep us from working together.

The tools we have available to us are basic. Monitor and document activity on your network. Report the crime when it is detected. Know the law or get to someone who does. Understand jurisdictional issues or get to someone who does. Finally, educate, educate, educate.

Prevention and awareness are strong tools to fight cybercrime. Choose to get involved and educate others.

by tig2

[b]Why do you use the technology you do?[/b]

Scott Lowe- A couple of reasons. Cost is the first as Microsoft is easy to acquire and inexpensive for education. It integrates well with other Microsoft products and deploys quickly. For a small staff, it is just easier.

While the college is primarily Microsoft, we do use Open Source but only where it makes sense.

Jack Wallen- Linux admins are the Maytag repairmen of IT (in an Open Source shop). One of the reasons our consultancy doesn't recommend Linux more often is because we don't make money. We don't get the level of call outs for Linux environments. It is a stable platform that works well.

All of Microsoft's products work well together because Microsoft made them to do that. Open Source comes from a variety of sources so there is a greater challenge to interoperability. That paradigm is changing and newer tools ARE more interoperable.

The myth about Linux is that it is hard to learn. It's a myth. As Linux has matured, it has gotten easier to use. End users can pick it up easily. The learning curve is really more around what the user is accustomed to.

[b]The Desktop- Do you see momentum for the Linux desktop for business?[/b]

Jack Wallen- As business begins to understand how easy it is to use the Linux desktop, it seems like a no-brainer to use Linux. The stopping point is where business has developed tools or adopted tools to do critical functions that do not work on the Linux desktop.

Scott Lowe- Application compatibility is a huge driver for us. We have a small number of Mac users who will probably be shifted to Windows soon. I personally use a MacBook Pro but I use Windows on it.

Microsoft is making changes to be more portable and more agnostic. This will provide a richer user experience for those users that use other browsers (for example).

Open Q&A...

[b]How to you choose a tool to do the job? Are you only willing to use a specific tool because of who makes the tool or do you select a tool based on the actual need?[/b]

Scott Lowe- I look at what the need is and how it can be integrated in my environment. I am a *mostly* Microsoft shop so that tends to be the best fit.

Jack Wallen- Proprietary software has one goal- make money. Open Source has a different philosophy. The people working on Open Source projects have one goal- make the best possible product. This is not to say that Open Source doesn't make money, there are Open Source companies that do. But the philosophy at the foundation is different.

Rather than choose just one- only Microsoft, only Mac, only Open Source- choose the tool that meets your needs the best.

Note: Any mis-statements contained here are the fault of the note taker... me.

by charliespencer

Jack Wallen - Scott, you pompous ass.

Scott Lowe - Jack, you ignorant slut.

Seriously, good stuff, guys. Tiggie, thanks for transcribing. I'd like to see similar 'pro / con' presentations at future events.

by charliespencer

I think I remember someone posting that personal remark. I also recall you didn't write the entry under discussion, that the blog entry in question was actually written by someone else on one of the blogs you host. Finally, I remember several members giving that poster his well-earned ration.

by tig2

There's a link on the front door to the live stream. Check it out!