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by .martin.
go to shop
buy computer
take computer home
take computer out of box
plug everything in (don't smash plugs in, they should fit in easy)
plug into power point (that thing on the wall that if you put a paperclip in, then turn on while touching the paper clip, makes you hurt)
press power button on computer
now you have another computer to annoy us with :D
by .martin.
2. Get a large jar of petroleum jelly.
3. Remove the PC from the box.
4. Remove your pants and any underpants.
5. Apply the petroleum jelly liberally to the newly uncovered areas.
6. Hold the PC firmly and install it where the sun don't shine.
7. If possible, repeat steps 1 through 6 with the monitor.
by mattie289404
by ---tk---
by .martin.
it will burn!!!
especially when you turn it on :D
by ontheropes
by .martin.
by notsochiguy
by notsochiguy
...and dash my illusion of time travel.
Now that the concord is out of commission, and you've explained away TR posts, all I have left is a trip through the Bermuda Triangle.
Bah humbug!!!
;)
by .martin.
by bizzo
They normally give their job title as the question, so is he.
He's "A Pirahna Collector"
by boxfiddler
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