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carch all operation

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by .martin.

go to shop
buy computer
take computer home
take computer out of box
plug everything in (don't smash plugs in, they should fit in easy)
plug into power point (that thing on the wall that if you put a paperclip in, then turn on while touching the paper clip, makes you hurt)
press power button on computer
now you have another computer to annoy us with :D

by charliespencer

2. Get a large jar of petroleum jelly.
3. Remove the PC from the box.
4. Remove your pants and any underpants.
5. Apply the petroleum jelly liberally to the newly uncovered areas.
6. Hold the PC firmly and install it where the sun don't shine.
7. If possible, repeat steps 1 through 6 with the monitor.

by mattie289404

I like the responses but for some can't find the question? What started all this fun? Install a PC huh, what, where>?

by ---tk---

There is no question... So it becomes fair game. Plus it happens so often that its just annoying. So people come up with smart A$$ comments, for fun.... And the people on here keep me laughing all day long...

by notsochiguy

I'd like to be able to go back in time (post date = 12/01, Member since 12/02...must be using the machine from 'Deja Vu'), and create senseless posts, too. ;)

by charliespencer

It's a fairly common phenomenon. Membership date / time appears to come from the member's computer clock. Posting times are U.S. Pacific time zone, supposedly where the servers are. If it's after midnight where the new member is but before it on the U.S. West Coast, you get a membership date that's after the post date.

by notsochiguy

...and dash my illusion of time travel.

Now that the concord is out of commission, and you've explained away TR posts, all I have left is a trip through the Bermuda Triangle.

Bah humbug!!!

;)

by bizzo

They normally give their job title as the question, so is he.

He's "A Pirahna Collector"

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