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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.

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The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

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by Wizard57M-TR

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shXt. One of the boys said: "What is that?"

"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said: "These taste like shXt."

"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."

by nicknielsen

Q: Why did the blonde use an entire bottle of shampoo every time she washed her hair?
A: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

by jck

I've got to go...work and stuff...like...fix Access and Excel VBA...optimize databases...write VB.net...tell management types what to do that'd be best for the organization, only to be ignored...

Yay America???

Later

by jcball5

L'il Boy sat down and cried
Old man passing, asked him "Why?"
Boy said: "I can't do what the big boys do."
Old man sat down and he cried, too.

by purpleskys

started job hunting again...I'm at a point I'll take just about anything just to have a job...

by jck

I'm moving back to FL. Gotta go back and help the parents.

Anyways...take care. I have to go help the guy do webwork that got it thrown on him by the webmaster who's supposed to be doing it.

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