Wednesday Free for all

GG is playing with buttons AGAIN!!!

Dawg wants someone to absolutly force him and GG has kindly volunteered.

Also Im bored everyone is in a meeting and im stuck doing boring work and SQL dont wanna play :(

bored that is..have work to do, but i just can't get my head into it.

does SQL ever wanna play?
well..it plays stupid all the time for me, i just don't know why it can't understand my type=o's

my my, forcing Dawg...whats this world come to?

to connect a db to SharePoint and the server is finding the db but when I go to the site its saying that theres no connection so its either SQL or SharePoint's not playing but either way it M$'s fault!

Edited to add Ok it was my fault I didnt log in as admin :( but it still should of been M$'s fault right??

that can't be me, oh-no ....
But can I watch? :p -d

Sleepin' Dawg.

And no watching.

Not while [b] I'm [/b] absolutely forcing him.....

]:)

sandy [ deepsand ] used the button earlier so another one for Palmetto :D

5) yup people do seem to think this is a free resource to get thier work done for them.
I see this a lot at programming boards, usually their homework for school programming courses.

4) he thinks hes going back to being pure ]:)

3) She isn't equipped to "get it up"
[ strapons don't count ;) ]

2) no idea, I never get them.
my coffee and cigarette diet doesn't seem to promote them. :D

I'm blaming it on the stupid wholewheat bread, lettuce & tomato sandwhich i had..its the frikking vegetables that did it. had i stuck to cig's, coffee & choclate, i'd be fine. :(

3) Maybe she has both bits?
(sorry steff, couldn't resist!)

I think if I did I wouldnt be posting now. Id never leave the house ]:) :p

ok, so Palmetto gets:

1 b!tch slap each for
Shellbot
Steff
GG

Nice..anyone else?

by mr.wiz Jan 31, 2007

I only opened them, I promise I didn't look. And I didn't comment on any of them, I promise. Really.

I'm starting to get a bald spot back there.

just feed him a bit..a little crumb..a tiny morsel..or just let go and feed him a huge choclate cake..that would ger Palmetto 2 slaps
:)

by daveo2000 Jan 31, 2007

Will I stay Pure if I don't look? :)

by tig2 Jan 31, 2007

Completely forgot about the moratorium and gave the button a push.

I will not admit it is me the next time!

I DO apologise.

i suspect i was feeding this morning, so 2 more slaps to you

if it turns out they not a troll, i'll take em back ok

I feel it is my duty to inform you that today GG has had an attack of DE's today and she is being terribly rude :D

You may want to bring in the supply of screen wipes and find a way to laugh out loud while pretending to work, also if you find one let me know please!

I hope you are not too badly affected by GG's terrible behaviour, but then if you are thats ok cos theres plenty of space for people to join in ]:)

Good Luck reading GG's posts :)

allright..

No joke right, a dim witted friend one time was trying to tell me that she knew a girl that had both bits and that she had impregnated herself..f*** i laughed so hard i cried at that one..

Now people are really looking at me weird with tears streaming down my face :)

try:
it's medically well known that those born "Intersexed" are incapable of achieving any sexual arousal with either bit.

so not only impotent, but frigid.

interesexed bing the new, politically correct, term for hermaphrodite.

thats sucks big time.. the impotent/frigid thing..

intersexed..ok..i'll add that to the long list of PC terms i've got then
:)

Did she at least know whose it was? :)

It's called a b!tch slap because you slap the b!tch. It does not involve me getting slapped BY the b!tch(es).

There. I hope that clears up the confusion, along with the ringing headache I've picked up the last couple of days.

Your our b1tch Palmetto (thats me, gg & steff's that is).

Did no one inform you of the change?
So like IT people, go make changes and don't let the users know...

The collar, the leash, the urge to lick your toes, hump your leg, etc.

I'm not used to being the bitch to three women at one time. It should be restful change from my usual workload of satisfying seven or eight.

Here https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=209500&messageID=2159470

that we had your permission to b!tch slap you :p

"If anybody catches ME feeding another one..."

I'm not feeding them, you are! You and computacentre are practically sharing a MySpace site. In addition to earning a b!tch slap for yourself for feeding the little troll, I suspect the relationship makes you guilty of contributing to the delinquency of minor.

hmm..sorry, can't say I've ever gone near SharePoint, so i've no advice there!

I'm taking a nice break from work by watching the Windows Updates install on the Web Server. Funny thing that is, the company we employ (and actually pay) to maintain our stuff had turned off automatic updates, and hadn't run the updates in like..oh since it was configured..(2 years ago).
I only noticed when i was in doing some work on the Web server a couple weeks ago, thought it was strange that SP1 hadn't even been installed.

I generally don't go into the web servers at all, so hadn't noticed till then.

So, 2 years worth of updates, going to take a bit :)

automatic updates setup on a server.
There should be an update installation policy though, and 2 yrs. is a long, long time for updates.

by daveo2000 Jan 31, 2007

We had a couple of web servers go down in my old company when auto update "fixed" some problems that didn't get along with our installed software.

Best to have a UAT server configured like PROD, install there and make sure that they will play nice.

Odd that the company that you pay to "do it" didn't.

Edited to add: "I am agreeing with w2ktechman."

didn't really think before i said that :)

I don't touch any other machine other than the database server (and no i don't have automatic updates set on that, i check manually :) )

I am a pro at covering my own @ss, been burnt too many times, so i only work on other servers when given written authorisation from IT for a specific item ..

but ya, 2 years, no updates..and even better, SP 1 wasn't even installed ??
Tsk tsk

by daveo2000 Feb 1, 2007

I understood that MS was in the business of selling Alpha products and providing the Beta version in SP1. I try to avoid anything before SP2 if I can.

Edited to say:
No, this isn't meant to be trolling.

a real pro in our midst then?

Its so hard to get a good b1tch these days ]:)

JD's pretty good, i think he likes it as well :)
..where's JD hiding ? ..come out wherever you are!!!!

Professionals get paid. I prefer to preserve my amateur status in case it becomes an Olympic event.

You stay amateur if you want we will make sure you get ALL the practice you need ]:) :D

I don't claim pro status either. It is more like the good simaritian that I am, I am doing volunteer work, helping the needy.

by mr.wiz Jan 31, 2007

And it as most trolls are, it really is a minor thing!

I really like to touch :D

your avatar isn't going too look good with glasses.

Feeding Computacentre and I was only doing it to slap you :p I think we should ignore the fact you said if we catch you doing it and just slap you everytime anyone does it. That makes more sense to me :D

the feeding and the slapping are both fun..

You're not the one with cake frosting matted in your hair...

JamesRL that said feel free to b!tchslap palmetto if HE [ JamesRL ]feeds the trolls.

I know, I posted the monitor wipes alert in reply to that post. :D

woo hoo..
sharing a MySpace site..why Steff..you shoul dhave told us ]:)

face it Palmetto, your just going to have to take it like a man and present your head for slapping.

I thought everyone had noticed the relationship were having :p Palmetto did I thought it was just that obvious that I didnt have to point it out :)

Edited to add, I think our relationship is over though, because on his last couple of posts, in fact most of the day today he's been rather nice and helping people answer questions, although he did submit a post with a product key on it, but he later changed that post to just say HI.

I thought maybe his drugs kicked in, but he's actually acting like something better than an e-snot.

Some of his answers are out to lunch, and I doubt if he's worked with SAP for two years as he claimed in one answer. But some of his advice is almost useful.

That Palmetto "takes it like a man", or that YOU GIVE it "like a man"! :0

Something you haven't been telling us Shell? :p

can't believe i missed this post...

Ok, i deserve that one :)

JD, I'll be whatever ya want me to be ..you know i'd do anything for you :)

(i get the feeling i'm digging deeper here, but feck it..its going to be a long afternoon)

I was rather upset :(

I opened this discussion, and then got pulled away for an unimportant "crisis". I came back and it had gone from 3 to 36?

WTF? don't you people have anything better to do than have fun without me? :(

Now I HAVE to open it in print mode, just so I can catch up! :D damnitallanyways!

Years ago I was talking to my Aunt (she is a nurse). We were discussing dating and women (I was 19 at the time) and she made the comment of "Don't be in a rush to get married, and just remember to practice safe sex in the mean time".

My reply was "And practice makes perfect, right?" ]:)

Priceless....... ;\

how I know odd bits of trivia like that though.
Thugh, coming from me, any odd bit of trivia that is about sex or sexuality just seems ...... normal. :D

by puppybreath Jan 31, 2007

Try eating a spoonful of sugar. Yeah, I know it sounds dumb but it actually works.

I have heard of tilting your head and dropping a pinch of sugar to the back of your throat, but not a spoonful of sugar (also not recommended for diabetics).

by sleepin'dawg Jan 31, 2007

Put ice cubes in glass and fill to the brim with any 86 proof liquor of your choice. Commence drinking. Do not drink too slow nor too fast. Pretty soon you won't care if you have hiccups or not but you will cerainly know the reason for [b]why[/b] you have them.

The next day, what with your hangover and all, hiccups may very well be the very least of your worries.

[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)

I gotta remember that one

by Former member Jan 31, 2007

a spoonful of honey, or sugar can get rid of hiccups.

by póg-mo-thóin-a-sleepin'-d Jan 31, 2007

disgusting..

Now i'm a fan of sweet things, trust me.. but yuck!!

Thankfully, after holding my breath for most of the afternoon (well..ok, not continuously) they eased off.

Then had a bottle of diet coke after dinner.. bad move :(

I have been reading your posts and I am disgusted!! You are clearly a EDITED with your EDITE! There is life beyond the pale- I live in what you would call the bog by the way but I have what's known sa wireless broadband- ever heard of it?? Go EDITED to Clongowes or Blackrock college and kill someone outside Annabel's!!

Message was edited by: beth.blakely@...

We can care less if you have wi-fi.
We can care less that you live in a bog.
We can care less about YOU.
So dumba$$, go the F**K away

for me :)

by steffi28 Feb 1, 2007

Where did this come from and what were the so-called "half racist" comments??

by jdclyde Feb 1, 2007

"Don't you worry your pretty little head". :D

The guy is trash. Ignore him.

by deepsand Feb 1, 2007

Or, is it yet one more of your inbred relatives?

What's the matter, lad, having trouble sneeking up on the sheep, are ya'?

wow..someone can't take a joke..

Using Clearwire or Irish Broadband would get my panties in a bunch too i guess. Too unreliable. Unfortunatly we choose to use Eircom for our broadband..expensive, but reliable. Check into it..might help with the stress levels.

Clongowes..sorry? Why would i want to go to a boarding school for boys?
Blackrock College? Again..not being a teenage boy, not sure why i'd want to, not into cradle snatching. My daughter loves to drive by it though..(being 16 she does look at young men)

Anyways, does it count as racist if i'm a bogger as well? Not sure why you seem to think i'm a D4 head... i don't use the "dort" .. i'm on da nrtsid camuter train alri

So anyways, have a wonderful day up in Athlone. Check into Eircom..you'll feel better.

by póg-mo-thóin-a-sleepin'-d Jan 31, 2007

your casual reference to the tragic death that took place at Annabels really shows how good of a human being you are yourself.

Not only has a life been taken, but the lives family and friends involvled have been destroyed. Even the purpetrators have destroyed thier lives..all because of alcohol.

What a shame, i hope you or your loved ones will never be the victems of alcohol and its damaging effects.

Again, have a nice day

I think you meant "I can't care less". Does being tech savvy and good at English have to be mutually exclusive! Oh and I was responding to Shellbots half-racist comments.

by tig2 Jan 31, 2007

GTFA! You are wanted here as much as typhoid communicable via wireless. You are as scintillating as a bloated tick. You bring hate and discontent everywhere you travel and frankly... we can be honest here? You're ugly and your Mum dresses you funny.

P.S. I'll deal with the fall out from that one, Palmetto. I owe you one from earlier and I had WAY too much fun!

what you are, we can take care of the other half!

half racist..good one coming from you..i'm wondering if you are our beloved Kev..

now, just on the off chance you are actually are not kev (or a mate), you might want to go back and check up on the poster i was refering to. oh, maybe you can't because they've been deleted for being racist and because they were accusing people of being child molesters.

oh and kiss you own @ss by the way, i'm not touching it.

No <> fair!

What's up with the Irish lately? Are the pubs closed? Are the sheep getting harder to sneak up on?

I would say he is allergic to wool, and is waiting for the rash to go down! :D

the Ram dumped him for an Ewe. ]:)

sorry Palmetto, I had to feed a troll in the evolution, the great lie thread.

I almost bit on that one myself. I don't think he understands the word "theory" in the scientific sense.

it was the technique, that's what I was interested in, purely for scientific research. ;\
(one must always be increasing their knowlege)
better the sleepy dawg, he can handle it much better. :^0

by steffi28 Feb 1, 2007

Let the people watch :D It would be soooo much fun :D

for the sake of science, of course :p

DirecTV is going to carry it on channel 789. $19.95 in advance, $24.95 the day of the broadcast.

I've got the DVD rights locked up. I ought to be getting something in return for the calluses building up on the back of my head.

dunno, the pay per view sounds a bit pricey.

I'm gonna put my hand up and ask, what exactly are we going to get for our money??

Will the quality stand up?
Will it be hard to order?
How long will it take to order?
How long will the program be?

"Will the quality stand up?
Will it be hard to order?
How long will it take to order?
How long will the program be?"

Standing up, hard, long, a full two hours.

Too expensive? This program can be provided on a barter or exchange basis.

I'd be absolutely forcing him....!

(Didn't need to, with the imaginations that run riot around here!)

As for the rest of the questions - I am assured that the quality will stand up to anything; it becomes harder after ordering; how long it takes to order is dependant upon the prevailing circumstances of how warm my hands are; the program will take as long as it takes, but we're hopeful for repeats.....

But you lot ain't getting a copy..... :D

]:)

i hear ya..
hey IT told me to install it, so, i did it.

I'm not paid to make descisions..so my boss told me last fall. I'm a yes girl now..

yes mam, right away mam, IT say i should do what???? your joking..ok, yes mam..

*grumble*

by jdclyde Feb 1, 2007

is an offer! I think we can work with that one! ]:)

Now that we know you DO give it like a man, the question is, to you take as well as you give? :0

by jdclyde Feb 1, 2007

His EWWWWWWW actions with the Ram have been interrupted by the Ewe?

Since ducks are the funniest animals, I thought I'd get this portion of the conversation going.

No Mud Ducks! Keep it pure.

they're warm hearted, loveable little creatures. Muddy ducks are the best types; unconditional love in the muck.

Just cos you don't get to dip your beak too often, don't take it out on our muddy ducks....

...or.....

I'll set the Dawg on you..... ;) :D :p

]:)

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "wet my beak" as Don Tomasino - The Black Hand said to young Vito's employer in Godfather II.

Are you accusing me of being a Mafia boss?? Cuz I'm not!

And if dawg comes after me, I'll have one of my capos sent over a boy to break your kneecaps. And that would put you out of business ]:)

They're funnier, and the Linux crowd like them.

http://www.laughlab.co.uk/funFacts.html

"We found that jokes mentioning ducks were seen as funnier than other jokes. And so it?s official ? ducks are the funniest comedy animals. Perhaps it?s because of their beaks, or webbed feet, or odd shape. Regardless, the implication is clear ? if you are going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck."

you Purist you!

As for sending a boy over to break my kneecaps..... if you send a boy over, and I catch him, can I keep him? When I'm finished with him, I can always feed him to the Dawg!

]:)

When you're finished with him, will there be anything left after being exposed to your Powers Of Perversion (POP!)

Hey, I just thought of a name for your blog (if TR still had blogs) - SPROING the Seriously Perverted Ruminations Of an Impure Newcastle Gadgetgirl. (tm)

I'll expect my royalty checks to roll in regularly.

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=210090&start=0

where do i sign up?

I feel i need to be in on this!

by daveo2000 Feb 1, 2007

Please avoid this thread from Oz. There are some Impure words used and a definitely Impure Joke!

Incidentally, we have special rates for audience participation.

Are you still alive? Your up for a lot of b1tch slaps :(

I've spent the past hour feeding a troll.
I couldn't help myself, but it got a bit boring, he's not creative enough.

I'm sorry, i didn't stop to think how many slaps you were going to get..i feel horrible about this..

(your due about 20 i'd say)

"Mummy? Is that you, Mummy?"