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how to turn on a computer

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by maxwell edison

1. Plug computer and monitor into the power source - i.e. the wall, the power strip, the UPS, etc.

2. Make sure the switch on the back on the computer is turned to the ON position.

3. Push the button on the front of the computer.

There ya' go.

by rindi1

If you know the Computer's Language, shout "Computer on" in that language. If you don't know the Computer's Language, you must get yourself a UCLT (Universal Computer Language Translator) from any PC Hardware store (Usually costs ~ $ 450.--), hold it close to your computer and then shout "Computer On" into the UCLT in your own language, and bingo, the Computer will be turned on!

by cg it

belly dancers? maybe pin up a playboy playmate of the month poster in front of it...

find a girl computer and put it next to it?

might try the power on button.

by dmiles

Move close to the tower,then grab the monitor on both sides,picture the finest woman you have a fantasy about and watch the sparks fly

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