You are just venting your prejudices.
I've been working with PCs (in the broad sense of the term "Personal Computer") since their inception. And before that I worked on IBM, Texas and Sperry mainframes with proprietary OS.
In almost a quarter of a century I've gone all the way from DOS (both MS and DR) to WinXP-SP2.
I've also had perforce to work with several versions of MacOS, UNIX, AIX and Linux.
I'm no MS lover and it's fun to join the crowd and to be an MS basher. MS jokes are great. But that's it. I happen work for corporative, small business and home users whose main interest in this life is get their job done, and go home to wife and kids, hobbies or whatever else rocks their world.
MS might be a ruthless thug of a company, but apart from their morals, they get the job done. Non-IT gents can go around PCs, nets and the Internet without having to learn much about the innards of the OS or applications they are using.
Compare it with a car. How many people would have the time or the capacity to understand how to put in a new motor, or an upgrade of the old one? Sure, cars don't crash so frequently as MS Windows does, but again, Windows is way cheaper than a car and the repair is even cheaper.
That is why MS is so popular. Not just the phagocytosis or squashing of upstart companies, or the maketing skills of their people. Windows is pretty and easy and cheap.
Compare it with a restaurant. Yes, I like analogies, so what. Macintosh is a great place to eat, wonderful dishes, always good, but kinda expensive. Linux is a good place because the prices range from low to zero, and there is plenty of choice, but you have to cook your own food and you really need to know how to do it. And then you have MS. MS is McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, KFC, Popeye's, all in one.
Ever wonder why there are so many junk food places around? Most people, like me, might like nouvelle cuisine francaise now and then, and might know how and like to cook themselves. But most of the time we end up in Mc or BK.
So, that's the main reason but I know it will not appeal to you. Talibans do not like fast food joints...
An aftertought. Why not call Windows releases Windows Whooper or Windows DLT? Do you want fries with it?