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MCP/MCTS stands for what?

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by jessie

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Ok, so ya'll know that I've been working towards certifications and that's why I can't come visit you as often right? I don't want you to think I've abandoned you.

I just passed the first of my Microsoft exams (Vista - yes, I know) and now get to call myself an MCP or MCTS as the case may be. Being the irrevocably humble (okay, maybe not) person that I am... I have a hard time calling myself a Microsoft Certified Professional or a Microsoft Certified Techology Specialist (they just sound so snooty) so I'm looking for my PALS here to come up with some better meanings for that particular series of letters. Can you help me out?

Come on, get CREATIVE!

Jessie

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by jck

MCP = Messy computer person

MCTS = Makes computers take $hits

lol

nice to see you back :)

by notsochiguy

May
Cause
Problems

Mentally
Challenged,
Technical
Screw-up

I have my certs, too. All in good fun! :)

by larryd4

Hmmm
MCP
Mightly Crazed Professional
More Crap Please
My Cookies and Pizza!

MCTS
My Certs Tell Stories
More Core Techlogy Samples
Microsoft Certified Table Server
Milk & Cookies Tag Services

by tig2

MCP
Microsoft is
Certainly
Proud

MCTS
Microsoft
Computer
Trained
Specialist

Do you feel special yet?

Congrats on the certs!

by jessie

I took a week off... finally get to spend more than a couple of hours on the weekend with my husband and kids.

And I ALWAYS feel Special (ED) when I come in here.

by nicknielsen

MCP - Microsoft's crappy product

MCST - Most computers stay trashed

Welcome back, Jessie. Congrats on the certs.

Edit: Well, dang, I transposed letters! :( Hmmm...

MCTS - Microsoft's crappy trash software

by michael jay

MCP
Many Crappy Problems

MCTS
Must Complete Tests Stat

The others I came up with I can't post in polite company.

by jessie

If you've seen some... point them out... all I see here are my old pals who all happen to be gutter slime. :D And I mean that in the BEST possible sense.

Cuz ya see... one I thought of for MCP doesn't quite work for me, unless there's something about me I didn't know...

My C0*k's Puny

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