Pen Prank

When I was in Administrative Services, my desk was in the Mail Center. On each side was a fax machine. Rather than walk 8 feet to the cabinet and get a pen, they would take one from my pen cup. I got fed up with this and locked my pens in my desk drawer. Whenever a pen would run out, I would put it in my pen cup. Thus only bad pens were in the cup. Eventually pretty much everyone caught on. One day I came in and the CEO was cussing trying to fill out a cover sheet with one after another of my pens. He demanded to know how I could work with nothing bad pens. I got him a pen out of the cabinet and hastily told him that someone must be playing a prank on me. All while trying to keep from laughing!