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The five worst Star Trek: Voyager episodes EVER!

Voyager is rarely held up as the high point of the Trek franchise, but these five Delta Quadrant dumpster-fires are indisputably the lowest episodes of the low.
5. "Endgame"

When the nicest thing anyone can say about your two-hour series finale is "well, at least it's over," you know something has gone horribly wrong. A future version of Captain Janeway travels back in time to personify deus ex machina, ram-rodding the series to conclusion with out-of-character rage and unexplained technological gimmicks. "Admiral" Janeway's plot devices suddenly make the Borg a (once again) surprisingly pwn-able threat while Voyager uses their transwarp technology to skip instantly home. Rather than the slow build-up to a satisfying seven-year conclusion, we get a slap-dash resolution guaranteed to not in any way resemble a larger plot arc (or interfere with running episodes out of order in syndicated reruns).

Adding insult to injury, future Janeway is motivated by a string of plot elements that would have made the last season (or three) of Voyager far more compelling: Tuvok is going insane, crew members are dying, Chakotay and Seven of Nine have a doomed romance, the Doctor wants a family. Where was all of this potential for the last seven years? When more interesting changes happen in the least two hours of your series than happened in the last 22 episodes, you clearly aren't winning. Game. Over.

4. "The Thaw"

The old "everyone is trapped in a computer simulation" saw is revisited, with the added twist of somehow wasting the talent of This Is Spinal Tap's Michael McKean. Team Voyager discovers a planet that put all its inhabitants into a cheap ripoff of the Matrix in order to sit out an ice age. Rather than obey the Prime Directive, the away team decides to wake the aliens up. Only they can't, so Starfleet's finest double down on the dumb by sending Torres and Kim into said Matrix, where they discover McKean playing a clown who is also the personification of fear (Steven King's It, anyone?) holding all the natives hostage.

A little PG-level torture later and the Doctor arrives to confuse the id-clown while the crew escapes, seeing as it's somehow easy to pipe a hologram into a shared mind-link even though the whole point is that the Doctor doesn't have brainwaves said id-clown can read. The good news is this isn't the first time the Doctor's holographic nature is used as a cure-all for plot contrivances, so the audience is used to it. This is also the bad news. Tears of a clown, indeed.

3. "The Fight"

Remember when we trashed the whole premise behind the NextGen episode "Night Terrors"? It doesn't get any better when Voyager blatantly rips it off. This time it's Chakotay, not Troi, who is the only one who can communicate with a group of aliens trapped in the same interstellar sand trap as the ship. Oh, and instead of confabbing via dreams, Chakotay's almost-always-ignored Native American heritage is exploited to make the alien hotline dependent on vision quests. Unfortunately, in these quests, Chakotay has to box -- maybe Rocky Balboa is his spirit animal -- putting his life in danger. And, because not enough weirdness is going on, Chakotay's imaginary boxing trainer is Boothby (actor Ray Walston), the Starfleet Academy groundskeeper who mentored Picard back in NextGen. Taking multiple blows to the head is more pleasant -- and more coherent -- than this episode. Throw in the towel, now.

2. "Fair Haven"

No longer content with stealing from any single NextGen episode, "Fair Haven" rips off three (or four) -- and we're not talking "Best of Both Worlds" here, either. First, the blatant Irish caricatures that made "Up The Long Ladder" such a painful experience return in the township of Fair Haven, a holodeck-hosted tourist spot the crew hangs out in while riding out some kind of hurricane in space. Janeway proceeds to fall in love with one of the holo-stereotypes, bringing back memories of the Leah Brahms-Geordi affair in "Booby Trap". The crew also gets unnaturally attached to the citizens, much like Barclay did in "Hollow Pursuits", except that there's the implication these programs are more than the sum of their parts -- just like Professor Moriarty in "Elementary, Dear Data." It all adds up to a lot of imitation, and an hour of Janeway, Chakotay, and the Doctor expounding on loneliness and ethics. It's every bit as dull and pedantic as it sounds. Have none of it, I tells ya.

1. "Threshold"

Referred to unfondly as "the salamander episode," "Threshold" mindlessly mines a trio of NextGen tropes to cobble together a final concept that's flat-out awful. Tom Paris thinks he's found a way to break the Warp 10 barrier (Wesley Crusher in "Where No One Has Gone Before"), and demands to test the concept on a modified shuttle despite every medical and technical reason not to. Janeway lets him, the test apparently fails, and then Tom wakes up allergic to water. Apparently he's rapidly evolving into a new life form (Geordi in "Identity Crisis"), then violently claims Janeway as his mate (Worf with Troi in "Genesis") whom he kidnaps to a remote planet. When Voyager finally catches up, Paris and Janeway have not only become weird giant pink salamanders, they've bred three baby lizard-lings already. The Doctor cures the crew members, but leaves Paris and Janeway's "kids" on the planet to live out their lonely, inbred lives. An episode so blandly bad that producer Brannon Braga called it a "royal, steaming stinker." Don't cross this "Threshold", cross it off your list.

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130 comments
metternich1815
metternich1815

I still love this show and honestly enjoyed the series finale. It may have had some bad episodes, but I really enjoyed it alot. The idea was quite interesting.

Rbrehm5912
Rbrehm5912

Look I get the voyager flaws (Kes) but I still love it and will always cherish it. The Tom and B'Elanna relationship is my favorite love story in all of trek and some of the episodes were fantastic. It is no tng or ds9 but I still love it as much as I love all of trek. Enterprise was not good sadly.

suziep12
suziep12

I totally agree with Computer Dave 3. I just can't believe I wasted all of those years watching the show only to be let down by the really stupid finale!!

Computer Dave
Computer Dave

IIRC, the never-ending voyage home was caused by destoying the giant crystal - the very thing that could have sent them back home as quickly as they got there. But no-o-o-o-o-o-o... If they don't destroy yhe crystal then someone else will use it as a weapon! Well that's just too freakin' bad! Oh, and with all the advanced tech onboard Voyager, couldn't they have rigged some sort of timer to destroy the crystal 5 seconds after Voyager is back home? Bad from the start = bad through the end.

XDotNet
XDotNet

I was OUT first season when Neelixs' cheese almost destroyed the ship. Not the Borg/Klingons/Alien of the week (with a slightly different nose prothstetic)....FRIGGIN CHEESE ???

JSmotherman
JSmotherman

Pick one. NONE of them were any good...

TBone2k
TBone2k

aka The Episode that Wasn't. Similar to a TNG episode. In the end everything that happened had no effect and really didn't matter since it was never the real crew and nobody will know about it. Interesting ties to earlier conversation here aabout Janeway and her scientific discovery obsession, since that seemed to be the only purpose to the last half of this episode.

boomchuck1
boomchuck1

As soon as I saw the topic I thought of that horrible episode of the mating salamaders. I was starting to worry that you hadn't included it, but thankfully you saved it for last and the #1 stinker!

boweb
boweb

.. in my opinion, was ST - The Motion Picture. It really did feel like an movie, and so does ST 2009. The pictures in between, and I am an ST fan, feel like long episodes. They miss cinema movie magic, they feel kind of TV movie cheap. So I can understand people about this. I love them nonetheless, but it is hard to convince other people to make the effort. It annoys big time to get in the theater and get an TV style movie of something you love and expect to be gold in the cinema. ST 2009 was an cinema experience I really enjoyed. It even sparkled!

boucaria
boucaria

I really don't care about the series past the Original Cast Movies. I bought the Spock episodes in the TNG back to back eps which I think was RE-UNION where Spock was an unofficial Ambassador. The films past that were great Sci-Fi but not really good Star Trek. So many good writers created TOS, and whilst most kids seem to dump on the films one to six, they are IMO the best despite flaws. Generations was a good film, but only for one reason. At least I can pare down my viewing by watching material that sticks to the original premise.

rsantuci
rsantuci

I thought quite a bit of season 4 could be considered filler as far as the over all storyline. Out of your top 5, I strongly disagree in regards to "Endgame" and "Thaw". I don't think they should be anywhere near the bottom five list. I would tend to agree with #s 1, 2, & 3. And as far as it only appealing to a younger generation - I disagree. I've seen all the Star Trek episodes when they originally aired, so I'm no youngster.

boweb
boweb

..to see an 'good' ending to the series. But I am not really interested. Who cares really, everything has changed with the new timeline anyway. Under the circumstances they gave us an fairly descent( yet an bit over the top) ending. Besides actors are people and they change the characters over time, not always for the good. If you see how Janeway started in the show and ended it, it may just be better to let it go and move on . She did an great job no doubt, and never really failed, she just looked bored at times in the last season. About time they release the new movie, and fire up the lesson! Hopefully they they don't go to mainstream blahblah.

suziep12
suziep12

I certainly do agree that the Voyager finale was awful. But at the same time I am truly heartened to see that there are so many fellow fans out there. I really did think I was alone out there! Thanks fellow geeks!

rasilon
rasilon

I really had looked forward to the series. The first few episodes had so much potential. However, they wasted it on miraculous "technology", Deus Ex Machina plots and ridiculous writing. For example, they seemed to have an infinite supply of shuttles. Why on God's gree earth would you let someone take one of your shuttles (you are supposedly stuck in unknown space with limited resources) to "meditate". You know that a ST series is in trouble when they have to fall back on eh Borg to write an episode. They also ended most episodes with the realization that it was all a dream, holodeck experience or going back in time. I finally decided to call it "Start Trek: Never Mind".. :-(

pgit
pgit

literally... the family chewed up "Threshold" tonight ala mst3k, as I expected. Washed it down with a triple dose of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace... You can tell I didn't marry a sister or like that, my wife actually thought "Threshold" was good... up literally to the last 2 minutes anyway. I have one question for Jay: If you were the absolute czar of television, would we ever be treated to such stinkers as these ever again? Think about it... would you kill Janeway's only offspring?!? And for all you contemplating the sexism angle out there on whatever side... what do you make of that? Janeway's kids are sea slugs... any message in there?

thewitch
thewitch

All I remember is one fateful line uttered by a straight-faced Janeway: "Get the cheese to sickbay!" I stopped watching the series for about 2 years. Then, like a crack addict, I went back for more. Now, that being said, Voyager either got better or I was desperate for technobabble. I started watching it regularly and enjoying it.

treks1
treks1

I have to say that I would watch them all over again without a complaint. Why? Well look at it this way at least we had a Star Trek show. With NG, Voyager and DS9 gone what do we have on TV now? Garbage for the most part and NO Star Trek. So even with all their faults I would gladly watch them again and again and again.

liltwin1101
liltwin1101

As a woman, Voyager appealed to me because of the female captain. I did not miss an episode. Believe it or not, it does matter to women who love Star Trek. Since most women on the orig Star Trek were evil seductresses or just people with boobs, or psychics, doctors, or and nurses in TNG, it was refreshing to have a woman as the captain. Captain Janeway and Sof9 were great and most people I know liked the series. That is why it lasted 7 years while others lasted less than 6, except TNG. (BTW CrowdedCranium, Sof9 is currently the head Medical Examiner in Body of Evidence on ABC and has been on several other series since Voyager). I really disliked DS9 and Enterprise was so bad I could not get through most episodes I happened upon. Can anyone say that any of the Star Trek series had great episodes each week for all the years they ran? The orig series is so campy (although visionary), it makes the cartoons look great. That may be blasphemous, but it is true. Bad Star Trek episodes and movies are a dime a dozen, as are bad sci-fi series. Can anyone explain to me why Battlestar Gallatica is still on the air?

boweb
boweb

.. love(d) Voyager.( ST Enterprise, now that's an other story) These commends way above where years never in the making, and way out of time.

seanferd
seanferd

FTW. You get +100 internets for that. :^0 :D :^0

IT Pixie
IT Pixie

Ahahahaha... I could not stop laughing about the Jay's synopsis of "Threshold"... Coincidently my husband's been on a Voyager marathon, from the very 1st episode (thanks to Netflix), and I remember watching the last part of "Threshold", and kept thinking how come no one's having any awkwardness about Janeway and Paris having "kids". I mean that's just plain weird for everyone involved (Janeway and Paris for having the "babies", and Tuvok and Chatokay for discovering the "babies")... How do you report that in your captain's log? Oh yeah, I vaguely remember the finale was a big bomb when I saw it the first time -- I have no memories of the plot, I just remember it was a crappy finale. Hubby is finishing up the series, and I'll have to see (remember) if Voyager's finale was as big of a stinker as Stargate Atlantis'...

derek_c
derek_c

was where they were wandering around a planet that was too hot for normal life and deuterium was lying around in pools...

kevcad2001
kevcad2001

Have you forgotten the hilariously craptastic wrestling episode with "The Rock"? 'Nuff said.

HAL 9000
HAL 9000

I had the chance to see the [b]Absolute Worst Finial Episode for any Series Possible,[/b] Blake's 7 and the Finial of Voyager was brilliant in comparison. The last scene of Blake's 7 was Villa the last survivor [i]surrounded[/i] raising his weapon and then the scene faded to black and you hear a weapon fired. Everyone died so there was no possibility of a carry on series possible which at least made it easy for the script writers if no one else. ;) Col

boweb
boweb

..with the bad. I call these 'bad' episode's the intermissions in an series. It's like many good talks and a bad talk with the same person. Beside who know how social interactions will be in the centuries to come, not to speak of knowledge. It forces you to keep an open mind I suppose.

Big B
Big B

I actually really liked the episode as I was watching it. I was excited to see how it all ends and was so disappointed with a cheap lame ending. I remember thinking about how much of a let down that was. I was like "wow this is good. good story. good plot. how is this going to end. this is so good" and then "wtf!!! this is dumb! what a moronic cheap-ass ending!"

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

Why not? Jim from 'Taxi' waxed Kirk's only boy. :D

boweb
boweb

..to keep an open mind! ) Technically they weren't here kids, they just shared her DNA( as I recall)

HAL 9000
HAL 9000

Enterprise. It was so bad that it made Voyager look great. I tend to agree Voyager could have been [b]"Absolutely Brilliant"[/b] but the Atrocious Scripts let it down to such an extent that the show was just Abysmal. A perfect example of Great Cast , Great Crew, way too much spent on [i]"Special Effects"[/i] and next to nothing spent on Script Writers and even when they got a good script they managed to mess it up. Voyager should have been so much better even if it stole the Title and basic story from a Episode where Voyager [i]"VEGA"[/i] returned in the Original Star Trek deleting all Carbon Based Life Forms which where infecting the True Life Forms. Then it was remade into a Movie which was even worse than the episode that it replaced and then finally the Series. Personally I thought that they where scraping the Bottom of the Barrel with the Script Writers of Voyager till I saw Enterprise which was just so much worse but at least it didn't have the promise of being far more than it turned out to be. ;) Col

phoneguy8099
phoneguy8099

Kate is a good actor and did a good job as Captain but what really grated on me was her voice. She has a voice that only a mother could love.

thewitch
thewitch

There was a Communications Officer in ToS who was most definitely not male or an evil seductress. And, as a woman, I was mightily disappointed in Janeway on a fairly regular basis. To the point that I stopped watching the first season and then a couple of seasons after that. The writing made the female captain just about unbearable, not the actress and not the fact that she's a woman. I saw a few episodes of "Enterprise" and hated it and hated the captain. Does that mean I hate to see a man in command?

P.F. Bruns
P.F. Bruns

...at least not in first-run. And not everyone has the same vision of what makes great sci-fi. Granted, Galactica could have had less bathos and less darkness, but I think there was a somewhat clearer vision until everything went pear-shaped at the end of season 3. (I still maintain that actually, in the end, EVERYONE was a Cylon.) But yes, a female captain, particularly an assertive, disciplined, composed one who still was allowed to have some flaws (her obsessive curiosity, for one), is a good reason to enjoy Star Trek: Voyager. But I liked her (despite some of her decision-making) not because she is a female captain, but because (other than in the series finale) she is a good captain who also happens to be female. I also liked LT Torres because she is a good engineer who just happens to be a female half-Klingon/half-human.

pgit
pgit

I just "zeroed" you out, you were minus one in the approval ratings... ...that said, read what I posted below under "one down" and answer the question. ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! :)

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

realizes that not every episode was The Gospel According to the Great Bird of the Galaxy himself. The franchise as a whole has much to say, with many outstanding examples of what televised story telling should be. However, for every "Yesterday's Enterprise", there's a "Spock's Brain".

pgit
pgit

Jay is one with the words... I coulda crapped my pants laughing at that line mesself. coulda... just sayin' But Jay; your pic does you injustice, like ..where's the skull, Hamlet?

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

when it's eventually overhauled for an episode of 'Charmed'.

thewitch
thewitch

But I swear I thought it was Janeway.

Michael Jay
Michael Jay

but sadly it seemed that each episode was a rewrite of TOS scripts, I thought it was good, just boring, found myself saying "this has been done before", and stopped watching after seeing just a few of these "reruns".

boweb
boweb

..something that moves for some, some thing that looks like next door for some more, and working to get through the crap for others.

seanferd
seanferd

Two things I'm glad I've missed. Great googlymoogly.

AnsuGisalas
AnsuGisalas

That kinda sorta boggled my mind, just now...

HAL 9000
HAL 9000

It was much like Battlestar Galatica where every week they crashed into some different planet and in, "As Time Goes By" the lead was kicked in the head by a Army Mule while serving in Korea and lost his memory. When the Hollywood types took the Book and turned it into a Miniseries he was kicked in the head and lost his memory whenever they felt like it so I suppose that guy had Telepathic Link to all Mules to kick him in the head. Once is acceptable but it wears more than a bit thin when it's repeated all of the time. Enterprise fell into that with no new story lines but [i]what felt like[/i] the same story repeated with different characters doing the same thing as the ones that they replaced last week. Everyone suspecting Star Fleet as the Enemy from the Space Freighters on. They seemed to just be a Bloody Big gun looking for something to destroy while saying [b]We Come in Peace to Help you.[/b] Which was a Rip Off of [i]We're from the Government and are here to help you.[/i] ;) Personally I'm surprised that Star Fleet even survived after watching Enterprise and most certainly if if had of been made prior to Star Trek Original William Shatter would never have been offered any job as there would have been nothing to offer. ;) Col

Slayer_
Slayer_

Too bad they didn't play in it, but instead decided to violate canon at every opportunity. If Enterprise had just spent time fleshing out the histories of each of our known races, it would have been fine. It would have been cool to see the first Klingon contact or the first Romulan war that is talked about, but never seen. Instead they decided to pick a time when nothing was happening, and fill it with things that never happened.

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

was that, as a non-reboot prequel, it had to make sure it didn't cause continuity problems with the earlier series. That puts major restrictions on what one can do, and elicits negative feelings when canon is violated.

HAL 9000
HAL 9000

Nothing new or at least nothing that had not been tried previously. I wondered just where the Script Writers came from in it though. They really had no idea of how to write even a part way decent Sifi Script. Col

CharlieSpencer
CharlieSpencer

And craptastic it was, too. Bad 'Charmed' episodes is a whole 'nuther discussion.