Computer desk or garbage dump?

Works really good with my new laptop that doesn't have any bottom vents, so nothing grabbing the leg hair.

Because that's what the person in the pic did... and yeah, it's probably the ladies' room, but how far does that go to reassure?!?

My brother used to fix encrypted teletype machines at the Pentagon in the 70's and 80's. He had one call to fix a stuck keyboard. He fixed it by dumping out about a dozen dead cockroaches from under the keys. As he was packing up to leave, the teletype operator asked him what he intended to do with the roaches. His reply was "they're your roaches, do what you want with them."