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Convicted of endangering their computers?

  • Plants need water--most computers don't

    Plants need water--most computers don't

    \n\tJust because you can take your laptop into the bathroom, doesn’t mean you should. Unfortunately, users often ignore common sense and place expensive computer equipment in harms way. From soft drink spills to duct-tape fixes, these users are support calls just waiting to happen. I recommend they all be convicted for endangering their computers.
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    \n\tSure, a few plants add a nice Zen quality to your workspace, but this user is ignoring the first rule of mixing computers and vegetation–don’t put the plants above the electronics. Water runs downhill.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – emily_ak

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  • Computer desk or garbage dump?

    \n\tBy hiding the computer under a mountain of trash, this user is cleverly protecting it from would-be thieves. I can hear the user asking a support tech “Is grease in the power supply a bad thing?”
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – jipjob

  • Watch where you sit

    \n\tThis user is letting her computer “air dry” after a friend spilled a beverage on it. Although the spill is bad enough, my favorite aspect of this picture is the laptop’s precarious position on the desk chair. I would hate to see this ThinkPad become a $1,500 seat cushion. Luckily, the user has applied an overabundance of colorful stickers to the machine’s top that will alert passers by.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – nikiwfu

  • Sink full of keys

    \n\tThis hungry user spilled Ramen noodles all over her keyboard. Hopefully she’ll be able to put all the keys back together again.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – audder100

  • Peach-flavored laptop

    \n\tThis user spilled peach schnapps on her laptop. What’s funny about her situation is that she’s following her friend Katie’s advice for “tent drying” the machine. How did Katie know what to do? She spilled hot chocolate on her Dell laptop, and Dell Support suggested this very technique. This user should have learned from her friend’s mistake and not kept open containers of schnapps around her laptop in the first place.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – katelyn928

  • Duct tape wiring job

    \n\tUndeterred by a broken power cord, this enterprising user mended the cable with duct tape. I’m a huge fan of fixing problems with duct tape, but not exposed wires. She should have replaced the power cord or, at the very least, used electrical tape. I see call to tech support in her future, or the fire department.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – jaxx121

  • Death by fruit punch

    \n\tAnother case of a keyboard cut down in its prime by a careless spill. The keyboard functioned for a short time after the spill, but quickly gave up the ghost.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – midolm

  • Kids and Dell Dimensions eat mac and cheese

    \n\tAlthough not as serious as a liquid spill, solid food can still gum up CD drives, power switches, and ports.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – eyesclosedtight377

  • Some spills have a sliver lining

    \n\tThis user reported getting “a new, better computer for free” because of the spill that lead to this drying session. I wonder who footed the bill for the replacement–the retailer, the vendor’s warrantee, or an insurance plan.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – onelovetmc3

  • Waiting to chase the mouse

    \n\tNothing improves a laptop’s performance more than cat hair! Heck, I doubt this laptop is going to last long enough for the hair to be a problem. This laptop is sitting so far over the edge, a sudden move by our sleepy feline could send the machine onto the floor.
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    \n\t\u00a9 Webshots – mere8414

  • Bathroom laptop

    I saved the best for last. Yes, laptops are portable computers you can take almost anywhere, but come on! The bathroom is a veritable mine field of laptop dangers–water, hard floors, soap, slippery surfaces. Did I mention the water? This user may get lucky and never have an accident. But my cynical side knows better. This ThinkPad will likely end up in pieces on the ceramic tile or fried in the sink.

    Submitted by fritchbitch

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Bill Detwiler is the Editor for Technical Content and Ecosystem at Celonis. He is the former Editor in Chief of TechRepublic and previous host of TechRepublic's Dynamic Developer podcast and Cracking Open, CNET and TechRepublic's popular online show. Previously, Bill was an IT manager in the social research and energy industries. He has bachelor's and master's degrees from the University of Louisville, where he has also lectured on computer crime and crime prevention.