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Can you help me write a program in php please?

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I want a php program which displays the following:

Display day, date

If today = Monday

{ Display table}

If today = Tuesday

{display table}

If today = wednesday

{display table}

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If today = Sunday

{display table}

the purpose of this program is to use it as a rotating timetable file on a website.....

thanks for the help in advance....

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by older mycroft

Dear, dear, dear - maybe, instead of putting all your efforts into trying to circumvent your College Network's security so you'd gain access to Rapidshare - you should've put that effort into learning to code.

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5206-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=306388&start=0&tag=content;leftCol

It never fails to amaze me that a scrote like you never seems to learn (anything).

Back in April you were told that TR is a site for professionals, many of whom actually DO the things that you were trying to crack into.

Now that you've squandered all your learning opportunities, you're wanting us to do the coding you should've learned to do yourself if you hadn't been so obsessed with cracking instead of hacking.

0/10 for this project, I fear! :^0

Edit for link.

by shaunrozario

I already have the code for the question i had asked 'Mr Intelligent Older freak' ...The php script which i had written for a company 3 months using the joomla cms was working till last week...and then it seized suddenly. The changes made to the table which was to be displayed was not visible even though the file had been overwritten.
Someone had changed the path of the include.php to another folder which contained the same file.

Since i did not know that was the reason, i thought of asking someone for a script which did the same. Since different programmers find the solution to a problem in different ways...anyways my problem is solved and i don't need anyone to help me with the program again for the time being.....

But for people like you who was made redundant even before the recession can mark your job role as 'retired' so that you can find excuses to dig into my only question that i had ever asked in this forum and humiliate a lad who is new into the world of computing...At least the question what i asked here 6 months back was not "how to switch on a computer"...and i am happy that i am way past that stage ...

I thought knowledge was something which everyone had equal right to. And for your information 'asking' is one of the ways to learn new stuff.....

And please please if you don't know the answer to a question....

"say i Dont know the answer"

instead of spending 5 minutes of your life writing something which is not benefiting you or the others....

by older mycroft

I do beg your pardon but you've lost me somewhere in the middle of your mental ramblings.

"[i]But for people like you who was made redundant even before the recession can mark your job role as 'retired' so that you can find excuses to dig into [u][b]my only question that i had ever asked in this forum[/u][/b] and humiliate a lad who is new into the world of computing...At least the question what i asked here 6 months back was not "how to switch on a computer"...and i am happy that i am way past that stage ... [/i]"

Your only question?

That would be your only question APART from...

[b]Pick random email from file:[/b]
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=311080

[b]Outlook downloaded mails with POP3 and deleted mails from server...[/b]
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=310173

[b]Entries missing in Database [/b]
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=309542

[b]Block user on wireless network[/b]
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=307368

[b]Use Rapidshare in Colleges/Schools[/b] - [u](Your ONLY question!!)[/u]
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=306388

[b]Building Thunderbird On Windows XP[/b]
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=305663

So I'm assuming the other 5 questions don't exist? Probably an illusion in my Intelligent Older freakish retired mind, no doubt.

As for my having marked my Job Role as 'Retired' - had you taken the time to bother reading my Biography you might not have been quite so quick as to attempt reading more into my personal situation than actually exists. It's a cheap jibe indeed. You might also care to give some thought to how anyone can be "made redundant" when they were self-employed!!

I had a look at YOUR biography but there's nothing there - a bit like the contents of your skull.

BTW - Being in possession of fully completed but suddenly non-working code is [u]hardly the same as[/u] "[b]Can you help me write a program in php please?[/b]" - IS IT ??

[b]You pathetic, pedantic little scrote! People in glass houses, eh? ...[/b] :^0

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