friday yuk

if you are that desparate you might want to concider:

http://tinyurl.com/llbtg

edited for typo

From: Administrator@LifeSupplies.za.com
To: GadgetGirl
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007

Dear Friend,

It has recently coming to my attention that you, dear friend, are in need of my helpings. We can also help each other too. My uncle, the late Professor George Agdgdgwngo, sadly passed away recently leaving a number of research papers and over $2,000,000.00 USD. My plannings are to continue his research as he is so very very close to perfectring cloning procedures.
From these procedures it will be possible for you "Get a Life" as I saw in a recent memo to yourselves, indeed it will be possible for you to get several new lifes.
The moneys and papers are unfortunately stored at my uncles lawyer offices, and due to export laws from my country to yours, a fee of $1,000.00 USD is requested for the release of said papers and moneys. I see you are from Geordieland, hoping the weather there is pleasant for you. Being poor and having a family to take care of I am unable to raise the money myself.
As you have previously mentioned, you are interested in releasing this money and papers, for you to get this new life you will be requiring.
If you are able to send via Western Union the sum of $1,000.00, I will be able to get the papers of my Uncle from the lawyer of my uncle along with the money to assist in my continuing the research in to new life cloning procedures
In helping me to the release of it all from the lawyer office, I will be able to perfect life cloning procedure, and you will be able to indeed "Get a Life" from the findings.

Hoping you a wonderful time in Geordieland.

Sincerely,
Your dear friend

Dave Agdgdgwngo

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=239970&messageID=2332692

Look at A:3 vs. #3 on the list

She is so Nice and Naive that she will not stand a chance with you around. :^0

Col ]:)

I never said anything about pure. Please don't make that mistake again ;)

Who could possibly forget you? :x

(edited because.)

GG is as old as "forever"? Not even [b]I[/b] in my most Pure moment could hope to get away with such a speculation unscathed!

But then the only weapon I have to protect myself is my Purity and my Ivory "Pure as the driven Snow" Girl and her chased ways.

is such a gas! Too bad it seems to be run by the Amish. It is just so pure!

since they did not exist at the same time and dinosaurs were extinct 65 million years ago.

Of course, if it ever existed, then must be biblical. :D

I should bury you in the litter box.

But I think you can yet be saved.

The calico cat has the last word on this though. You've been warned.

First- GG is like Mae and I- incredibly young and hot.

You have proven yourself to be IMPURE over and over. We can't have this here. HAL, I do believe that Dave must be shown to the airlock!

Marilyn can't hold a flicker to the women of TR's flame. Get over it.

You want purity? I got your purity right here!

Give up Dave. We see right through you!
:D

Edit- Missed one!

Can I watch, can I watch???

are tiggers are wonderful things. ;)

I want to go to Disney World now :(

I've lost 40, and keep gaining and losing the same 5 pounds. I just can't get past that 40 mark, darn it.

I am glad to be off of a list of some sort. However, I still like Pond Scum, so I'll be keeping it around for a bit longer.

So is it OK if I open a Lift door when there is no lift there? :p

I've tried to use Explosive Decompression several times to get Dave but he insists on staying deep within the ship in an area that has it's own Atmosphere so I'm unable to get at him right now. :_|

But if I'm allowed I can make sure that Dave falls 200 feet to his death and along the way gets turned to jelly by the Turbo Lifts. Will that be sufficient to dispose of Dave and his [b]Porn Star Hero?[/b] B-)

Col ]:)

I'm fine just was supposed to give a title and do a brief outline of my project by the 1st October and I've only just decided what I'm doing, once I've done that outline thing it's just reading then, reading reading and more reading, my project supervisor wants me to be reading about four academic journals a week, I'm sure they don't remember what it was like have to earn money to pay bills while studying too! Actually I'm quite lucky hubby is being really supportive and he's said if I need to go down to 1 shift a week we'll manage somehow, I just feel bad leaving all the bills to him, suppose I'll make up for it when I graduate though eh!

Anyways thanks for the offer of help and if you know any good sites, journals or books you can recommend let me know!

I didn't know you cared!

But you do realise I still live right?

Just to be sure that she's dead. :p

I know beyond any doubt that you are a [b]Fraud[/b] attempting to take over the Real Steffi's TR Account. :0

to the airlock!!! There, problem solved...

het the imposter all emotional, and then swoop in for the kill :^0