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by the.restinghorror

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mine is a windows xp service pack2. it is a pirated version. i unfortunately connected to the microsoft website. it shows genuinity problem. how to rectify it?

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by thumbsup2

This is the only way to rectify the situation.

by older mycroft

You 'save' moolah by buying a pirated XP - End of update capability, period.

But you already knew that when you [i]"[b]unfortunately[/b] connected to the microsoft website"[/i] - didn't you.

by w2ktechman

get a shotgun
load said shotgun
point shotgun at computer
pull trigger on said shotgun

buy a new computer with a non-pirated version of Windows (or other OS)

set it up

see shotgun in corner. Load said shotgun
point at yourself for being stupid enough to make this post.
pull trigger

See, troubles over, how easy was that?

by tintoman

after all if this person puts the shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger he wont give a flying fig about genuine windows

by jdclyde

Just think of the carbon footprint. And then there is the use of chemicals to clean up afterwards!

Now, a nice rope made from pure cotton [i] (renewable resource!) [/i] thrown over a beam is a more [b] RESPONSIBLE [/b] solution.

It can be reused for multiple assclowns such as this.

See, we CAN go green and save the world! B-)

by jdclyde

if there were some chlorine added to the gene pool.....

by dumphrey

Cause I want some... you seem more feisty then usual. Between you and Mycroft I feel vaguely out-classed. Or is that under age...

by jdclyde

I take it you saw the april 1st discussion?

:D

With Mae only about 5 hours away, I fear for my safety.... :0

by dumphrey

No wonder you are so feisty... Coffee and M7Ms are a secret mix that dates back many months, carefully guarded by a secret society known only as 711. Be careful. If they learn you know their secret... Oh wait...May already knows about you...
oh well, was nice chatting with you while you lasted.

by w2ktechman

I fully understand what was wrong with it. yes, over the top is right. But JD has the answer -- go green/renewable.
And just think, this will work in any country in the world.
I didnt even think about this action in a country where people do not have access to purchase a shotgun... So the rope IS the solution.

Mabe we can open a 'suicide hotel', where people line up to rent a room for an hour. noose is already setup. They can ponder their time to depart, and then just step into the noose :^0

by jdclyde

Subjected my boys to Blazing Saddles recently.... :D

Now they want me to buy it so they can watch it repeatedly.... ;\

[i]"Excuse me while I whip this out"

by dumphrey

hemp for the rope. It will be stronger, last longer, and more rope can be produced from an acre of hemp then from an acre of cotton. Thus improving the "greening" of your solution.

by Member 25348569

I tried to read this thread but every time I see the "word" "genuinity", I get a migraine headache.

It's not ALL fun being a pedant, you know!

Neil :(

You guys want to see the OP maimed or in severe pain simply because he's a low-life pirating thieving git-fuckwit. Me, I want him dead (after the pain) for what he is doing to the English language.

by dumphrey

I have no ill feelings against the OP, im just not a nice person. But IF I could lay some rules, I would like to see the OP have to sit through all seasons of that Paris Hilton/Nichole Richie show (the name thankfully escapes me) before being allowed to touch a computer again... If the OP has to wear a chipmunk costume during this procedure, all the better!

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