Haunted America Tours has articles from people with very strange belief systems.
The article “Sex After Ghost Hunting – Exorcisms of a Womb or Anal Ghosts: And When is the Right Time to Have Sex Afterwards?” has one of my favorite ‘get out of sex’ excuses for ladies of all time:
“While your sex life during Ghost Hunting may continue normally, sex after a Real Ghost Encounter is probably going to be the last thing on your mind. Many women who hunt for ghost and paranormal beings often suffer from this and other paranormal woes.”
http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/ghosthunting/ParanomalSex.php
Thanks to Patrick Huyghe from The Anomalist for bringing that gem to my attention.