Noses that have a tendency to dribble …

More accurately – two nostrils that have a tendency to leak. Coupled (pun intended) with a voice that sounds like something has upped and died in the rough vicinity of my vocal chords. Not forgetting an alarming capability for projectile sputum.

In simple terms – the Common Cold.

Interestingly, copious quantities of Highland Park relieve all of the above symptoms, but as soon as I defer to coffee or hot chocolate, the symptoms come back. So the single malt is only anaesthetising the symptoms – I need something to kill the root cause.

I can only tolerate a certain amount of Beecham’s Hot Lemon.

Any [b][u]WORKING[/b][/u] remedies? 🙁