Slogans!

Alright, we all work with PCs, or technology in some way or another. I’m sure we have all developed advance concepts and theories of what we do. Slogans in general. My question is, what is YOUR personal “Slogan”..

Something you created, or heard, or use, and you can virtually apply it to every situation?

Mine is…

“If it can’t be fixed with large quantities of hallucinogens and highly explosive material, then it’s not a problem worth dealing with it…Take it to Best Buy”