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December 22, 2010 at 12:04 PM
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Texas, just another oddity

by oz_media . Updated 15 years, 7 months ago

In Texas, a store can sell and an upstanding American can buy a Colt M203 40MM Grenade launcher.

In Texas a store can sell and an upstanding American can buy an M60 sub machine gun.

Of course, these aren’t as easily acquired as a plain old shotgun or rifle, or handgun which pretty much anyone, that isn’t on death row already, can acquire.

In Texas it is justified that the state can execute a prisoner whom, a group of questionably educated peers,[i]believes[/i] has taken the life of another.

I think the whole world knows that guns stores are a mainstream for most US states, and in some, such as Texas, they are everywhere. I was stunned at the number of weapons I saw in Texas, gun dealers may trump MacDonalds locations in Texas, if they get together Macdonalds could hand out handguns as Happy Meal toys.

However, it is illegal to sell vibrators, female pleasure devices.

You can OWN up to 5 (In Dallas they are not allowed to be ‘realistic’), but if you own 6 you would be charged with intent to sell. So what choice do women have other than to buy a machine gun and sit on it with the trigger tied off to automatic fire?

On another note, can you take anywhere seriously that allows machine guns and concealed weapons but doesn’t allow you to carry wire cutters (Austin)?

It is illegal to dust any part of a “public” building with a feather duster in Clarendon. Of course you are allowed to dust with feathers at home, just don’t be bringing out any potentially harmful feather dusters near a public building.

So Texas is quite prudish in the sense that you can’t wear provocative/lewd clothing in ElPaso, you can’t have a dildo that looks like a dildo in Dallas but the state has no problem with machine guns because if they THINK you used it to kill someone, they’ll execute you! LOL.

It’s almost as insane as the prudish Amish naming a city Intercourse in PA.

We suggest we are protecting the planet while we pullute it.

We suggest we are protecting a species while we kill it.

The funniest part is that many people don’t believe in the possibility of alien life, as if we are the most intelligent form of life in the immense void we call outer space. With billions, trillions or more planets in the uiniverse, WE are the most intelligent form of life that could possibly exist.

God help us..oh, I suppose that’s another crazy, human notion, isn’t it? Couldn’t be alien life in the universe because a guy created it all himself one week.

Gotta love mankind, if we didn’t nothing else would.

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