Wearing a ‘Gordon Gekko’ earpiece when your ear resembles SHREK’s …

I very recently invested in one of these IT accoutrement’s and felt rather chic for having taken ownership of one. :p

…Until I attempted to perch it on my inhumanely oversized ear. Finding that it was ‘ambi-listenous’ I attempted to use it with my other ear – SAME PROBLEM!!!

What can I do?
I’ve already got the Oxford Bags & the braces! – Mind you I always have worn them!!

😉