Two young businessmen in Texas were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks
set up.
One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to
the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud
voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling a$$-holes.”
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You must be doing well. Only two left.”
Seniors — don’t mess with them, They didn’t get old by being stupid!