A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat
conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the
opportunity, he took the seat.
As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind
him yelled, “YEAH BABY! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!”
The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.
A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched
off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend
goes off again. “YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS.”
Our friend turned around and said, “Hey buddy, calm down!”
After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched
off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man
behind our friend yelled out, “OH BABY! YOU’RE ALMOST THERE!”
Our friend again turned around and said, “Hey buddy, shut the
hell up, will ya!”
A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and
snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole
club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious,
our friend turned around and asked, “Say buddy, where’s your
enthusiasm now”?
The guy responded, “It’s on your back, dude.”
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)