I sure did…
so I agree to go out on a double blind date (some girls I didnt know wanted me to go out with thier aunt whom I didnt know.
My first Mistake.
She was either on drugs or had tourettes syndrome. Granted she was nice looking, blond and was funny as hell. But I swear she was moving around like that guys head on jasons ladder and talking just as fast. She then proceeded to buy a whole lot of food which she took two bites of between cursing about losing her job and her daughters no-good boyfriend and took home 3 to-go boxes… I wonder why she didn’t get her white russian in a to-go cup.. So I promptly decided that the date was over explaining I wanted to go check on my sons friend who was in a car accident which was not a lie, she was. And I dropped her off at 9:30. 3 Hours of insanity.
So she calls me the next day, lo and behold she leaves a hook in my car. A watch her mother bought her which I must return to her over lunch. I sure did feel like a fish. Being that it was Xmas Eve and all, I used the “I’m Shopping” as an excuse. I plan to return the watch to her nieces which work down the road from where I am this evening on my way home.
And that was only the Beginning…
The day after Xmas I go out with a woman who went through a tub of popcorn like Taz from the looney toons goes through trees. I thought she was going to eat my arm.
I should have stayed home!