A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadnt been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, We cant ship your new order until you pay for the last one.
The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, Please cancel the order. We cant wait that long.
– I’ve actually had a VERY similar response when telling a customer I couldn’t ship his order until he’d paid AR !
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When you take a long time, youre slow.
When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough.
When you dont do it, youre lazy.
When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.
When you make a mistake, youre an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, hes only human.
When you take a stand, youre being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, hes being firm.
When youre out of the office, youre wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, hes on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, youre a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When youre on a day off sick, youre always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it s because hes overworked.
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A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasnt getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, Im the Boss.
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. Your wife called, She wants her sign back!
Have a great weekend everyone!!!!!! Should be a nice one too!