Friday Yuk 2.0

starting all your Fridays (ending mine) off the old way. lets see how we go.

I will start with these:

A soccer ball walks into a bar,
the bartender kicked him out.

A bear, giraffe, and elephant walk into a bar.
the bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”

Have a good Friday!
A man goes to the doctor complaining that he can’t get the song she’s a lady out of his head.
the doctor tells him “I’m sorry, you have Tom Jones-itis”
Patient: “is that common?”
doctor: “It’s not Unusual.”