Friday Yuk

Its Friday you humourless bunch of zombies!!!

Come on, share a joke and some laughter.. 😀

Ooohhh this one is “almost” naughty..but not really 🙂

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the
beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech or a
son of a birch?’

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker
lands on the sapling. The birch says, ‘Woodpecker,
you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?’

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,
‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pekker into.’