but i can’t find one..so here we go..
these are naughty..but funny non the less..god knows if its true or not..but who cares
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the “Style Invitational.” The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same
limerick. Here are the winners printed in the
newspaper.
(Third place)
There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
(Second place)
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
“We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress;
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.”
…and the winning entry:
(First place)
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
Have a fab weekend everyone 🙂