Friday Yuk – it’s Friday somewhere already

A redneck [insert state here] couple had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed.”

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision — why after nine children would they choose to do this?

The husband replied they had read in a recent article that one out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and that they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby … because neither of them could speak Spanish.