Friday Yuk — New Element Discoverd

Ok, its thursday here, but if I don’t do it now the aussies or germans will beat me to it. that better?

A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named administratium. Administratium has 1 neutron 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic weight of 312. The 312 particals are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of peons.