Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out,’Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’
The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess that, you old slappers.’
One of the Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants and underpants & we can tell your exact age.’
Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times & then jump up & down several times.
Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all piped up & said,’You’re 87 years old!’
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,
‘How in the world did you guess my age?’
Slapping their knees & pissing themselves laughing, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison – – –
‘We were at your birthday party yesterday.’
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I hope that helped.