Friday Yuk !! Where is everybody?

Be happy with what you have. If you spend your life looking for greener pastures, you might find you’re too old to climb the fence.

Two’s company; three is the result.

The purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

I know the difference between a good man and a bad man, but I haven’t decided which I like better.
– Mae West –

Why is it a man’s world when there are more women than men in it?

You could not watch television today without seeing Governor Blagojevich. Did you notice that?… Blagojevich did all these interviews and in one of them he compared himself to Martin Luther King. Blagojevich said ‘I have a dream and for $100 I’ll tell you about it.'”
–Conan O’Brian