Q: What’s an Irish 7-course meal?
A: A 6-pack and a potato.
Q: What’s an Irish homosexual?
A: An Irishman who likes girls more than whiskey.
Q: How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital ward?
A: He’s the one blowing the foam off his bed pan.
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Q: Why did the Irishman cross the road?
A: To pass out in the other ditch.
Q: How can you tell that an Irishman is married?
A: He eats his potatos cooked.
Woman: “Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!”
Cop: “How do you know he was Irish?”
Woman: “I had to help him.”
Q: How do you get an Irishman to climb on the roof?
A: Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Q: What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick’s Day, everybody wishes they were Irish.
Q: What’s the difference between a Kennedy and an Irish man?
A: After 3 shots the Irish guy is still standing!
Q: Why arent there any flies at an Irish cemetery?
A: All of the maggots die from alcohol poisoning.
Q: Why don’t Irish men ever exercise?
A: They figure if God had wanted them to bend over, He would have put the booze on the floor.