What I said CAN NOT happen if work place security is enforced
Some people think all you need is a firewall and antivirus to protect a network
Some people think that data security is enough to protect a network
IT IS NOT
Do some of you IT persons (Can?t be that good can they) need to brush up on security?
These are the really obvious ones
1 Take out all the phone modems
???? = Your fired
2 Make sure there is no possible way a pc can access a phone line
Eg a pc connected to a fax printers etc (yes they have modems)
Yes you have to check the dam things
Yes you may have to read it?s (Gasp) manual
3 No unauthorized cell/mobile phones and any other wireless communication devices in the work place (amazing they have modems and they take pictures, record conversations store data and are to easy to connect to a pc)
4 No unauthorized portable storage devices usb flash drives etc (no sir it?s lollypop)
5 Unauthorized Laptops / Notebooks / Handhelds portables are a NO NO and must be Controlled they are the least secure of all computers
They have infrared ports, phone modems, wireless network adapters, wireless broadband are easily carried off and to easy to lose or steal from desks cars etc(and to easy to forget when you are drunk)
If you don?t believe me the wonderful tax department called Inland Revenue (IRD)here in New Zealand has lost track of over 50 (100 I think ? a lot anyway) laptops
(Don?t know if they even drink?)
(Blood maybe?)
6 Lock up the servers, firewalls, routers and modems (don?t worry chain saws make a lot of noise should wake up the security guard)
7 A firewall and antivirus are not enough (No sneezing on it won?t give it a virus)
These are the easy ones
Stopping data is easy just pull the plug if you have to (power or data will do no don?t throw a bucket of water on it if it feels hot)
Stopping people takes hard work (No you can not shoot them)
This not a joke you drunken barzsteds its very important
(Hope you Enjoy)