Some things are important

Yesterday I removed a cabinet I installed head-high years ago above the toilet. I had come to rely on that cabinet, upon which while standing, to lean my forehead as I did business. Today, unthinking while doing, I leaned into it with my forehead.

The cabinet was no longer there. Just the wall. Eighteen inches of acceleration before I hit it.

Stream diverted. Pissed all over the place.