Suggestions Please

I’m on a training course soon on how to interview people for technical positions given by HR

This will make sure I’m aware that I can’t ask stupid questions like
What colour are you ?
When are you going to become pregnant?
How old are you ?

That aside, this seems to be a great opportunity to have one or three digs at the bane of our existence.

Please note I’m not allowed to call them names, so any insults must be very polite. ]:)

Also it doesn’t matter if they don’t understand how insulting I’m being. 😀