[u][b]ATTENTION GOLFERS[/u][/b] It’s Friday Yuk Time

[i]A sign at a Scottsdale, Arizona Golf Club[/i]

1. Keep Your Back Straight, Knees Bent & Feet Shoulder-Width Apart.
2. Form a Loose Grip.
3. Keep Your Head Down.
4. Avoid a Quick Backswing.
5. Stay Out of the Water.
6. Try Not to Hit Anyone.
7. If You are Taking Too Long, Let Others Go Ahead of You.
8. Don’t Stand Directly in Front of Others.
9. Quiet Please… While Others are Preparing.
10. Don’t Take Extra Strokes.
11. Waggling it more than twice will count as strokes and will mean you’re playing with it

WELL DONE! NOW FLUSH THE URINAL & GO PLAY GOLF.

[i][b]Dawg[/i][/b] ]:)