We gotta live one.

He has two stylistically different complaints about a single chain of events, from a single person's perspective. (Not about TR, he's just relating them here - the "you" is the (fictitious) recipient of the letters of complaint)
One is in normal text, the other in allcaps.
I couldn't actually go through with reading both of them in entirety, it's not fun enough for that ;)

NT.

Thinking that it was a incorrectly labeled Friday Yuk. :(

Col

I wonder what voice he was hearing when...

Not long after confessing to a crank-yanking attention-getting scheme.