Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and
shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary.
One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her
not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical
costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and
provide all expenses thereafter.
The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the
hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of
them said, “I can’t take this, I’m going down to sit in my car
and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child
is born!”
The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner
approached the car with a very grave look on his face.
“What happened?” asked the waiting car occupant.
The other partner announced, “They were twins and mine died!”
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)