To sum it all up...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and my spouse was in bed,
So I checked TechRepublic and this is what it said:
My servers all crashed, and hotfixes don't work
So please help me out, cuz my boss is a jerk.
And if I don't fix it, there'll be hell to pay,
I'll definitely need to update my old resume.
So here's my dilemma... all my servers are dead!
I've kicked them and slapped them, and I painted one red.
On the screen that appears it's all blue, with white text
With nothing but gibberish, no steps to try next.
It does say some things about a dump and a kernel,
But I've fed it no corn, and it's far from the urinal.
What i learned in my class was to reboot the box.
And if that doesn't work then to beat it with rocks.
Well, nothing has worked, and I am in tears,
So I sat down to post this over a couple of beers.
And now here I am, asking you for advice,
So please do your best, and try to be nice.
Ifyou bail me out this time, I'll try to give back.
I'll answer some questions (like "What is whack whack?")
I'll be thankful and grateful, I promise! You'll see!
Just give me a chance. Just get to know me.
And for all of your trouble, and for not making me wait,
I'll give you 50 whole points! Wow, isn't that great!
So you say I don't "get it" and that I'm not mentally "OK"...
But the geek in you answers, and I get my way!
Not that it matters... I won't ever check back
Cuz, I'm like all the others, who just don't know jack!
Here's your 50 points!