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haha ur gay

multiple personality disorder :0

See a shrink for that one. As for being gay, just go with the flow of your preference. Many others came out of the closet.
And just think, with the personality disorder, your gay lover may just like you more :0 He can cheat on you with -- you!

you would want to get straight if you are happy, but...
Quit smoking whatever is making you so gay.

David was consulting his astrologer about things in general when the astrologer said "From the charts I detect sexual inversion. How do we fix that?". Among other recommendations was that to drink goat milk instead of cow milk. How drinking goat milk would alter the star charts I do not know.

You are correct it could be a girl but if it was a girl I wouldn't try to talk her out of it...

]:)

is sober up, and you will stop swerving and instead go straight.

The next thing is stop being so dang happy. If you get sober and grumpy, that will resolve both of your issues!

You're welcome.

B-)

I recommend www.couragerc.net, a society of sexual inverts who refuse to be gay - though those I've met seem happy enough.

If you actually want the sexual vector of your eroticism rectified, Courage will not help directly, but a couple of links on the site refer to treatment programs, for whose efficacy I cannot alas vouch.

To what psychological services do you have access in British Indian Ocean Territory? Do you take home leave in the UK? The NHS offers effective treatment on request, or so it told my MP some years back.