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by dumphrey

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a live frog. now nothing bad happens to my computer. Is this coincidence? Could my friend have been lying?

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by dumphrey

"Kerokie" noise, followed by a "CHING!" and some smoke rolled out of my exhaust pipe. Could my CPU be fried?

by boxfiddler

I need some specifics in order to acquire exactly the same kind of frog so that nothing bad happens to my computer in future. ;)

by dumphrey

It was a frog, about 10 inches long, green, and a little dampish slimy, wait no, that was my cow, he's such a nice bull... I do remember there definitely was a lot of vinyl siding involved. By the time I was done, I have no idea what the "zip zip" noise was. But the fan turns if I burp. Any thoughts on how to get my Derby to fly?

by captbilly1eye

As long as the frog was certified to avoid croaks.

But then again your friend could be lying... some have been known to do that when they're trying to flatter you or if it gets them free beer.

by churdoo

Sixteen because a motorcycle doesn't have doors

by jiminpa

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m??se
with the sharpened end of an interspace t??thbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m?vies: "The H?t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M?lars of Horst
Nordfink".
Mynd you, m??se bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Ok so I plagerized that entire thing but that just never gets old.

:D

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