Lesson 1 Women are always right.
Lesson 2 When women are wrong the rules are changed and they are right.
Lesson 3 When women are so wrong it's hard to not collapse laughing you have to learn to look serious and accept that they are right.
Lesson 4 When a female has a [b]Sharp[/b]knife in their hand they are even more [b]Right[/b] than normal [b]Brown Nose[/b] like hell in a situation like that.
Lesson 5 Always Agree with females it's way too painful not to.
Lesson 6 When a group of females get together for anything leave home till 6 months after they break up the meeting.
Lesson 6 Never invade a womans domain ask permission to even walk into places that she considers her [b]Domain.[/b]
Lesson 7 Never touch a womans prised objects not even to hand them to her and never under any circumstances offer to help them move their prised possessions.
Lesson 8 You are suddenly struck deaf, Dumb & Blind when a woman asks you how she looks is something. Disappear long before she can ask.
Lesson 9 When the woman starts in on you for something that she perceives you have done [b]Wrong[/b] just agree with her on everything.
Lesson 10 Never forget or fail to live by the previous 9 lessons upon [b]Pain Of Death[/b]
Lesson 11 When it's completely impossible to stay out of trouble wait till she starts in on you and say [b]What are you complaining about [i]Dear[/i] you told me to do that Last Night.[/b] And add when she doesn't look convinced [b]Would you like to show me how you would have done it then?[/b]
Lesson 12 Let her think that she is in charge of everything and do as [b]You Bloody Well Like.[/b]
It's all very simple really. :D
Col