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Dear Sir/ Mad,

our company is give me problem.

i want my computer to bring sound so that give any body buzz u. i will be enble to know.

My laptop Model is toshiba satelite pro l100 cel m 360.

i am waiting for your reply.

Warm Greeting,

Solomon

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by the scummy one

What are you trying to do here? Make your computer buzz? Ok, if that is correct, remove the keyboard, flip it back over, power it up, and get a wire (stripped) 5 feet long, coil it up in a messy coil, drop it on the motherboard.

If it doesnt 'buzz', using bare hands, try moving the wires around a bit.

by jellimonsta

Ensure your sound card is correctly detected and operational in your OS. Ensure the drivers are up to date. If so, go into the Control Panel and 'Sounds and Audio Devices' and ensure the audio is not muted, or volume is not all the way down.
Not sure why you want sound for a buzz though, that would get old pretty quickly. :D

by hal 9000

Every Toshiba NB that I have ever seen has had a Sound Generating Circuit and Speakers though they may be disabled in any number of numerous ways depending on the need of the business.

Col

by slayer_

I have no requests to add a buzz inplace of the bong :)

...I'm serious, my request wording from client

"There is a bong on the screen, remove the bong"

by jdclyde

you would not have the right to set it to notify you if someone else uses it.

If you are allowed, set your password and encrypt your data to keep it secure. Anything beyond that, talk to your boss if you are concerned about people getting on your system.

by answerman

That is the absolute BEST answer I have ever seen in the decade or so that I have been hangin' around this place...

Absolutely unique, original, and VERY creative... I LIKE IT.

And in keeping with the "helpful" vein, I'd say it ranks right up there, and maybe even overshadows those answers given for any variety of issues, by Microsoft...

Nice work JM !!

In trying to keep up with the current theme JM has set, I have uploaded a cartoon video done by an artist named Don Hertzfeldt. Apparently he got out of art school with a degree in computer graphics, was offerred a couple jobs by some huge corporate types, and the following video is the culmination of what happened. Both submissions were rejected outright, and you'll see why. But I think it's refreshing that someone had that kind of stones to "stick it" to corporate morons....

http://www.4shared.com/file/100577627/147b4ada/rejected.html

I would recommend downloading it first, so that you don't have any buffering issues...

AM
Ps. Apparently there is a 7 minute limit on my free uploads... this vid actually runs for 9 something ... so if you want the whole thing, email me and I'll send it.

by the scummy one

put a small wire cage ofer the keyboard, have power connected to the wire cage.

Position it so that when someone tries typing on it, they will ground themselves somewhere :D

That will give them a nice BUZZ (shock) :D :^0

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