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HOW TO BREAK THE XP PASSWORD?

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by jdclyde

First, find some punkassbitch that is looking to break into someone else's system, then apply the application hammer 2.3.

It may be necessary to run hammer 2.3 several times to get the desired results, but it will be well worth the extra effort.

by oh smeg

Mainly because all the junk gets sucked outside and there is nothing left to stain the Floor or walls. :p

by jck

take large hammer
hit computer repeatedly
password in drive will be broke
q.e.d.

by w2ktechman

Items needed --
1 gallon Bottled Water
Funnel
Wet Towel

Tell the computer (in a firm voice) that it WIL provide you with the desired password.
If it fails to co-operate, then open the side case with it powered on. Threaten it, and show it the water bottle, funnel, and towel. If it still misbehaves, carefully place the towel in the case, making sure to wrap up the processor well. Hold tightly for 2 minutes. If it still misbehaves, dump the water bottle (still holding the towel) over the processor.
Repeat until it tires of the process and gives up the password.
This works on Linux as well, but the Linux systems seem to be more stubborn to give it up, so get 3 or 4 water bottles

by jdclyde

which is why Coke-a-Cola is the recommended fluid to use for such treatments. B-)

by oh smeg

Coke is way too expensive to waste like that and no where near as effective as Polluted Sea Water collected from near the outlet of a Broken Sewerage Treatment Plant.

Besides if you let people know you want this water they will give it to you and be happy to pay you to take it away so you get to make money while still being even more effective than using Coke. :D

Besides you don't need the towel as this water will leave a lovely brown/black substance in the computer and make sure that if any new passwords are added it will hand them over immediately. It will probably be so eager to tell you that it will E-Mail you the Passwords as they are entered. :0

Col

by jiminpa

If you can read this you are slightly brighter than I thought but not likely.

I once read that if you tie a cement block around your neck and jump into a deep lake all you want to know will be revealed at the moment right before you pass out.

by the scummy one

But also heard that right before passing out, you dont care about those things anymore

by jiminpa

do you think any of these dim bulbs actually take any of our "advice"? Not jumping in a lake but some of the seemingly "believable stuff. Guess we'll never know.

by .martin.

can you jump when you have a cement block tied around your neck?

by jdclyde

by the worlds greatest fresh water supply, seeing water is easy, but seeing sea water can be a chore except for when the Chinese freighters dump their ballast water in the lakes.

There has to be an alternative available to people that are not within range of the Sea?

by oh smeg

Come to an Arraignment with the Port Authorities and get paid to remove all of the Contaminated Ballast Water to prevent Contamination of the Pristine Lakes. :D

You just hate it when things get dumped into the Lakes that arrived in Ballast Water and they are almost impossible to control once they get loose so it would be a Public Service. :0

Col

by the scummy one

that we are helping to fix the gene pool a bit, and cause extra frustration to those a-holes who are trying to f**k things up for the rest of us.

I would though, really, really like to know, how many people were killed over the last 2 years, with a grounding wire tied to their power outlet (ground) and with a small rod stuck into their power supply :0 :^0

by oh smeg

Just how many System Admins have been Kidnapped Tortured and then had their bodies disposed of at the Local Police Station.

Inquiring minds need to know these things. :D

Col

by .martin.

most people post, then never come back...

by oh smeg

I had one recently get upset because I wouldn't tell them the answer so they complained to the PTB.

Seems that they still didn't get the required answer, well at least not the one that they wanted. :^0

Col

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